Subject: Never ending Story? - add 1 line at a time.

I was walking in the woods one day when I say a bear having a dump, now I know the saying is true for sure.

The bear looked up and saw Dandy staring with envy at its.......

...thick fur, Dandy getting a bit thin on top. The bear growled..

Haw ya baldy auld bat , who ye looking at ?

After taking fright at the bears remarks, Dandy wandered off quickly deeper into the woods.

He stopped just short of what sounded like a circus. Surely not, it cant be, it is....

Muttering to himslef, a talking bear, huh, what next a flying pig...

oink oink came from above , are you talking about me ya baldy auld bat said the pig

Getting really spooked now Dandy headed to the circus only to be confronted by a knife wielding Psycho Clown!

Don't know if it was the anger and being constantly refered to as a "baldy auld bat" when really isn't baldy or old but Dandy launched into a shout of 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1...

which only made the clown angrier !!
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Remembering about the knives the clown had dandy legged it.

he ran like a young gazelle , heading for open ground

Wheres he met an old friend, who said to him, last time I saw you run like that there was 1 minute to the kebab shop closing, whats up?

he knew he was in trouble when a snail passed him and headed into the

ive met a bear , a bear , a flying pig and a psycho clown , im having a bad day