Subject: Never ending Story? - add 1 line at a time.

look after some camels which had...

gained a rare disease causing them to...

do a lafferty everytime he scored and

do the crouch robot dance while...

Singing "Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap. Yeah". The sound of this alerted...

...him to the fact that his mamma has gone.....

Take it easy, she is. She is currently going through a phase of dressing up like lady gaga only Welsh style which looks a bit like...

she is feeling sheepish as though she is...

some mad crazy mental burd like ..........
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but she didny ken wht she meant lyk so....

she ran off with a soldier so that they could

have many babies together and...

a strange half goat half human cross which one local farmer said "He usually gets right up my goat, but looks like the goats been at it aswell". Then he went off to his usual...
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pub in Elgin for his Friday night drinking session with the boys, when local man angum appeared with........

jock manson holding a blow up sex doll...

modelled on his mum who is as tasty as ...........