Subject: Damn Weatherall

Look, that Weatherall twunt has started sokker, too. Spam his mailbox, eh?

As he's a newbie I feel we should tutor him in the finer points of sokker.

Particularly these -

a) midfielders must be trained to unearthly playmaking before other training is considered.

b) stamina is useless. Just have all your guys stand in the same position the whole game and they wont tire.

c) Dont hire any coach unless his name is Chuck Norris.


Did I miss anything?
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Nope, that about covers it.

He's especially likely to fall for..er, I mean employ suggestion c).

cqnt have ed doing well in this game at all its not allowed.

I just don't know how he managed to get past the EdWeatherall filter??

Sokker-standards slipping already? Meh.

He had his clone distract it prolly.

He's been surprisingly quiet on the forums...

I wasn't expecting that...

Bah, mistaken identity and bollocks. Sorry.

I blame Woppa and his island cousins.

:D

*drinks to that*
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nah, that's woppa, not me

and i didn't know about this place

This place does not exist.

Please erase all of your memory and return to the safe haven of ignorance. There's a good lad.

*switches off brain*

Good work.

Now drink beer, and fart a lot.

Most people won't know the difference.
;)

lmfao

hello

Ooh, carroty.