Subject: Hearts v Celtic

Anyone want to say how they think the match will go.....

Heres what i think will happen...

Early on its a tight game until Hearts get a dubious penalty from the masonic linesman who instantly does a mysterious handshake to the returning Hearts captain who was rested at the weekend.As Celtic battle hard they have 6 penalty claims turned down.The crowd sing can you hear Neil Lennon sing,he then throws one of the bottles he had kicked into the crowd Inverness at Romanov and is sent to the stand.But alas it doesnt finish there,he fights a ballboy because he believes he MAY be a Rangers supporter and doesnt even get too see the end of the game as the police take him to jail.....


Alas this is just a joke thread so dont take it seriously although i do suspect anything is possible with this loose cannon that is Lennon.)

GO HEARTS!!!!!

The jambos will collapse like they did against Dundee back in the day. Hopefully. Then we will get down to the real entertainment, jefferies vs Lennon in a 10 round contest which should be more entertaining than haye vs Fraudley Harrison. I still want my £15 back for that one sky tv!

Just so long as it ends in a tie. Double knockout. Double fatal knockout.

LOL , quality mate

im thinking 3-0 celtic , but im hoping 1-0 hearts , lennon og - yes lennon og !!! , with 3 minutes remaining (+until celtic score) he will sub himself on for big Foster . Celtic will get a corner in the 3100th minute , Maloney will swing in a cracker of a corner and Lennon will rise like a salmon and connect with ferocious power only to see his header crash of the bar and sail over his head into a hurricane force wind and then dribble over the line at the opposite end of the pitch


at this point he will become so enraged his head will explode and the game will end

The game has just got even easier for Celtic. Super Charlie Mulgrew is our new left winger! Come on you Hoooooooooooooooooops!

lol hes versatile,only position he hasnt played is goaly.Not bad for a player that couldnt get a game at Abeeerdeeeeen.And so much for Celtics super sizeed quality squad.

Loovens is back as well,thats Hearts guaranteed at least 1 goal.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! Easy easy!

No wonder he didnt play at Ibrox.Think hes a sunday pub league player at best.

Whers Willie Collum when you need him,he would never have sent obua off he would have sent the celtic player off just for the lols.

Super Charlie Mulgrew!!!

Good work son!

Its getting rough,hopefully the Hearts player will take some bodies at least if there going to get beat.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPERMAN!!

Lol someone attacked Lennon superb.You cant beat it.

Love the Hearts fans singing your scum and you know you are to the Celtic supporters.lol.


I think there could be a riot before were finished.