Subject: Goals that Darren Mackie couldn't score

Check this goal out. I've scored a few like this myself at 5-a-sides.

aye right maybe in some console simulation

I would have had you reduced to a crumpled mess within a yard from the touchline, move finished.

LOL, you would be chasing my shadow like Charlie Mulgrew on a good day!

Have you seen this? What a complete twat Balotelli is.

Why is he a twat for this? It's an exhibition match. A match where you expect to see some fancy things tried as it means HEE HAW. I think Mancini went a wee bit over the top.

He is a diddy for sure, but he makes me laugh.

There is a time for doing tricks & there is a time to put the ball in the net.

I'm not saying he not got potential, but so far he has done heehaw & on this occasion he was a twat. I'd still take him at Celtic though! lol
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I actually thought he was leon mike mike mike!

Ole Ole Ole Ole Leon mike mike mike!