Subject: Copied from International

Cybersex?

# bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
# BritneySpears14: Aight.
# bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
# BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
# bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
# BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
# bloodninja: Me too baby.
# BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
# bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
# BritneySpears14: Hey...
# bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
# BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
# bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
# BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
# bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
# bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
# BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
# bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
# bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics . The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
# bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
# bloodninja: Baby?

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# BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
# eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
# BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
# eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
# BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
# BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
# eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
# BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
# eminemBNJA: Oh sh*t
# BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
# eminemBNJA: Oh sh*t
# eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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* bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
* j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
* bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
* j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
* j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
* bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
* j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
* j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
* bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
* j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
* bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your a*s.
* j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
* bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your a*s.
* bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
* j_gurli3: thats it.
* bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
* bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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:)

Brilliant.

lol :P

Awww, you changed your name back.

Funny, yes.

But I saw it years ago. Literally years ago. 4 years ago at least...

Any google search of "BloodNinja" will throw up millions of hits. I can't seriously believe that no-one has not seen this already...

Maybe I'm getting old and cynical.

It's you being an ex member of a certain fed on a certain game.

All sorts of internet tomfoolery in there.

Remeber the songs?

*wistful look in eyes*

Clicky

They're all still there, matey. If you can remember your old username and password that is...

:D
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Username won't be a problem. Password might. I might try a swearword or two.

B
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Utiful

Ta.

http://www.piewars.co.uk/songs/modfight.mp3

I fought the MODS and the MODS won.... :(