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Subject: Spamverslaving?
Ik wil even zeggen dat ik gister moest lachen om de Simpsons :-)
"I do not only want to prove he's guilty, but I also want to prove he's innocent in his innocence. "
Niet zo grappig zoals ik 't zeg, maar gister was 't dat wel :P
"I do not only want to prove he's guilty, but I also want to prove he's innocent in his innocence. "
Niet zo grappig zoals ik 't zeg, maar gister was 't dat wel :P
Simpsons is de enige animatieserie die niet aan waarde verliest bij het ouder worden. :)
bwah, ik blijf een family guy aanhanger. SP vind ik niet echt zo speciaal :)
Homer: What does "sequestered mean"?
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.
Homer: And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.
:-)
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dit was 'm
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_
being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil
gene". [holds up a card showing DNA] Hitler had it, Walt
Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. [chuckles]
Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case
closed. [sits down]
(edited)
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.
Homer: And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.
:-)
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dit was 'm
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_
being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil
gene". [holds up a card showing DNA] Hitler had it, Walt
Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. [chuckles]
Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case
closed. [sits down]
(edited)
Nu ben ik het even volledig met Eric Cartman en de halve Moslimwereld eens: Family Guy is niet grappig. Daar worden alleen maar flauwe grappen verteld.