Subject: Uncyclopedia

post hier de geweldigste stukken die je hebt gelezen op Uncyclopedia :p

om maar weer eens naar rusland te gaan:

“In Soviet Russia, warming globes you!”

* In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
* In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
* In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
* In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, Jehovah Witnesses YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!

wel heel zwak hoor, een hele lijst letterlijk kopiëren xD

Net wat ik dacht.

tsss

nou vooruit dan maar:

"Earth is the biggest planet in the world."

The First Rule of Ægyptüs

No one talks about Ægyptüs.
[edit] The Second Rule of Ægyptüs

No one talks about Ægyptüs.
A rare example of early Ægyptüsian furry porn. The hieroglyphs translate as 'feel my butt, human woman! That's the way daddy likes it!'
A rare example of early Ægyptüsian furry porn. The hieroglyphs translate as 'feel my butt, human woman! That's the way daddy likes it!'

No one really talks about Ægyptüs.
[edit] The Third Rule of Ægyptüs

No srsly, noone talks about Ægyptüs.

Only Chuck Norris can talk about Ægyptüs

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“That's a bit too harsh”

~ Adolf Hitler on Islam

“Its a bomb!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Islam

“Islam is a religion of peace”

~ Osama Bin Laden on Islam

“Better than you think it is.”

~ Lupe Fiasco on Islam

“Behead those who say Islam is violent”

~ protester

“Islam is the most peaceful religon you bitch and I will fuck your aunt if you say different”

~ Emom on Islam

MUHAHAHA

Oh sorry, heb ik dit topic nu vermoord?

Kom dan maar met betere:P

“That's a bit too harsh”

~ Adolf Hitler on Islam

Deze snap ik niet...

Ik denk dat hem uitleggen een beetje té zou zijn...

By the way nog wat informatie:

Motto: Ceci n'est pas la Belgique. (This is not Belgium)
Anthem: "Technotronic - Pump up the jam"
Capital: According to the Dutch-speaking part of Belgium: Antwerp(Named Anvers by the French speaking part of Belgium). According to the French-speaking part of Belgium: Namur(named Namen by the Dutch speaking part of Belgium). According to the German-speaking part of Belgium: Vielsalm (non-existant according to the rest of Belgium). According to the people who live in Brussels: Brussels.
Largest city: According to the Dutch-speaking part of Belgium: Antwerp(Named Anvers by the French speaking part of Belgium). According to the French-speaking part of Belgium: Liège(named Luik by the Dutch speaking part of Belgium). According to the German-speaking part of Belgium: Eupen (non-existant according to the rest of Belgium). According to the people who live in Brussels: Brussels.
Official languages: Dutch with a poor accent, French with a poor accent, German with a poor accent, Arabic with a poor accent, Russian with a poor accent, English with a poor accent
Government: Dictator: The ghost of Adam Smith
National Heroes: Television
Independence: Nu! (Dutch for "now") Jamais! (French for "never") Zurück nach Deutschland! (German for Back to Germany)
Currency: French fries (the chocolate melts too fast)
Religion: Television
Population: According to Dutch- and German-speaking part, there aren't any Belgians. According to the French-speaking part, there are about 10 million Belgians, of wich approximately 4 million are superior to the other 6 million

ziet er alleemaal wel heel nep uit.

Nep als...?

@solaimanboy: Uncyclopedia, moet je niet serieus nemen, het is puur ter vermaak ;)

Voor serieuze dingen moet je op wikipedia kijken ;)

Voor serieuze dingen moet je op wikipedia kijken ;)

En zelfs dat is lang niet altijd accuraat!!