Subject: Naera herneks :)

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See on ka päris hea:D

see ka ;)

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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
he shot his girlfriend?


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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE


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brad, your mom is fine as shit
i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
Jesus-fucking christ!!!

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Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
I need my socks.


I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!


"Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

friend of mine went to jail last night
he probably isn't getting out for a while
y?
why?
:o
it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Avastasid bash.orgi nagu näha :P

kuramuse vägevad on sellised naljad...

tuletab meelde neid nelikuid kes ka nakkavalt naersid
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Väheke võlukunsti ka teile.

Eesti korvpall

Eesti jalgpall

Koputus Paradiisi väravale. Peetrus avab. Värava taga seisab jalgpallur, kolmevärvilises vormis.
“Kes sa oled?”
“Eesti jalgpallur!”
“Ja kuidas sa väravale pihta said?”

Paradiisi pole olemas... seletus olemas, see oli uni

Ta ei saanudki pihta. Ta lõi mööda ja läks palli ära tooma. Oli just tagasi jõudmas,kui keegi sisse astus.

ei ole vaja anektoodi nalja ära rikkuda onju?

Ei ole vaja rikkuda austatud David Beckhami nime onju?

Ega osadel on alati midagi öelda. Võiks pigem oma kasutut aega raisata taktikate tegemisele või millelegi muule, millest võib kasu ka olla.

Ära põe. Sinuvastu on mul ammu juba taktika valmis.

Mine siis tee veel 4 tükki ja jää lootma, et ükskord saad ka minuga mängida:)