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Subject: Naera herneks :)
kui eesti keeles asja korrektselt kirjutaksid, siis saaksid ka korrektse tõlke ;)
Horvaatia ajakirjanduses ilmus artikkel, kus ajakirjanik räägib, et alati kui ta Aivar Pohlaku kõrval seisab, tuleb tal tahtmine kontrollida, kas ta rahakott on ikka veel alles...
http://www.jutarnji.hr/-ovo-je-neoprostivo--cak-da-je-dosao-samo-pogledati-utakmicu-/798724/
http://www.jutarnji.hr/-ovo-je-neoprostivo--cak-da-je-dosao-samo-pogledati-utakmicu-/798724/
A man walked into the chemist to buy some condoms and was asked, "which kind do you want"?
"We have Flavoured, coloured, ribbed and Robert Greens"
"What are the Robert Green ones"? the man asked
The assistant replied, "They are extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything"
"We have Flavoured, coloured, ribbed and Robert Greens"
"What are the Robert Green ones"? the man asked
The assistant replied, "They are extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything"
Veel mõned...Mõnus huumor:)
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.
* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank
* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line
* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.
* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank
* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line
* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
Küll rahval on ikka aega jutuubi kammida. Ma ei saa sellest aru!
Sain just sellise kirja postkasti:
Sa peaksid muutuma mängu kava on sõbralikud nõuanded.
Tõenäoliselt räägib inimene sellest mängust:
http://online.sokker.org/comment.php?matchID=13978935
aga, Google translate kasutamine muutis selle väga huvitavaks :).
Sa peaksid muutuma mängu kava on sõbralikud nõuanded.
Tõenäoliselt räägib inimene sellest mängust:
http://online.sokker.org/comment.php?matchID=13978935
aga, Google translate kasutamine muutis selle väga huvitavaks :).