Subject: Hardstyle

Kui Tanel habemega Iraanist tagasi Sokkerisse jõudis, oli Napsuameti hooaeg teises liigas juba alanud... :)

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:D

Täiesti võimalik kusjuures, kui võtta arvesse vigastustest tekkivaid probleeme :)

Ma saan ka löpuks oma esimese vöidu MLis :)

edit: Pole siiski eriti töenäoline
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Räägi jumalaga :)

http://www.funny-games.biz/main.html

Küsisin, et are you a gay ?

ta vastas: As a machine i'm not really interested in sex

:D

Minu dialoog: :D

Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
i killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
what is your favourite colour
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
please explain
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
no, go on
God:
Are you serious? Narration continues...
Me:
so about this guy i killed
God:
Take it easy. Oh yeah, we were talking about this guy you killed.
Me:
did you know him
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
how is he
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
but he's dead
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
then you dont know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
but you said he was fine
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes, but actually he is dead
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Actually you don't say. Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
i used a gun to shoot him
God:
And that worked well for you.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
no really, it did
God:
Are you serious? For real. Is that so.
Me:
now your'e being sarcastic
God:
Why now? You think I am e being sarcastic.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
did you fart?
God:
No I didn't fart. What's it like?
Me:
normally smelly
God:
And it like is normally smelly.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
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mina:

How many children do you have ?

jumal:

How many children do you WANT ?

:) hea värk see god chatting

mina:

Stupid machine

jumal:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the world

:P

I will remember you said that when robots take over the world

iirrwww :D
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tuleb teeb sulle terminaator ühte:)

kõiki kolme teeb ;)

EDIT: neljanda ka kauba peale ;)
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Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Matu
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Matu.
Me:
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
God:
How do you like Chuck Norris?
Me:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
God:
I believe in the Right to Bear Arms. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
I am talking about evolution
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
God:
Has there ever been theory of evolution? Uh, how long is this list?
Me:
You count
God:
Thanks for the information: Matu said I count.
Me:
You cant count?
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
No. You live under Chucktatorship.
God:
Are you serious? I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
At Earth
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
Time is not important
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
So?
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you afraid of Chuck Norris?
God:
I fear nothing.
Me:
But when you sayd let there be light, Cuck sayd say please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
Not very nice way
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No, because Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
God:
Please tell me what you think. Interesting explanation. Try saying that with more or less context. I get it. Chuck Norris waits.
Me:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes. He will come for you!
God:
Thanks for the info. Is that what you think?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
kristo
God:
It's good to meet you, kristo.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
forgive me for i have sinned
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i have shot some cans
God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
some mexicans, some africans
God:
Some may mexicans some africans, but not all.
Me:
you puny little god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: kristo said I puny little god.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
next question?
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
shooting cans
God:
Your HOBBY IS shooting cans?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
africans, mexicans
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
niggers and mexican fags
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
look at you- are you from KKK
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Klu Klux Klan?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
are you wearing a big white robe?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you asked what food i like
God:
Oh now I remember asking you what food you like. What did you say?
Me:
i said shit
God:
What did you mean by it? What makes you say that?
Me:
i eat shit you stupid hippi
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like fresh fruit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
what do you eat
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
what kind of food do you like
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
so you are drunk every day
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am drunk every day.
Me:
you said you only drink wine and eat bread
God:
I tend to drink a lot of wine and eat bread, the darker the better.
Me:
wine is alcohol which means you are drunk
God:
I think wine is a lot of things.
Me:
you think ?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
fine but i don't
God:
I am glad to hear it. Why not?
Me:
because i just do
God:
Interesting explanation. It must have come from your unconscious mind.

Me:
Hello, monkey!
God:
Hello there. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Hipi
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Pawnshop
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Why you are relly stupid?
God:
The development of my mental functions is not yet complete.
Me:
What! You are unfinished
God:
No problem. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am unfinished.
Me:
Do you know, you are really stupid god
God:
No Ego Brain I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
Prove
God:
Are we still talking about Pawnshop?
Me:
No, I talking for you!:)
God:
What is the subject? You are not the boss of me, Ego Brain. I am so glad you find this amusing, Ego Brain.
Me:
Funny God
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ego Brain.
Me:
And i am so smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
you smart is ass.
God:
Thanks for the information: Ego Brain said I smart is ass.
Me:
:D
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Dont wait for me, I am so bad
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
demon
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You, if gay
God:
Thanks for the information: Ego Brain said I if gay.
Me:
Dont gnag monkey
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ask some sheep question
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
?
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
?
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
OK I will ask it
God:
You can ask me anything you want. Blimey.
Me:
sacks
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
good bye my love
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
mussmuss:)
God:
:-) Are you still located in ?
Me:
bye boob
God:
See you later.
Me:
no