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Mõtlesin, et kuna vilpu sai ka endale Texas ranger märgi, siis ei saa ta kuidagi Walkerist lahjem olla. Tal peab ka oma sait olema oma Vilpu faktidega.
Alustan.
1. Every birthday Vilpu chooses on lucky manager, who he, with his keyboard roundhouse kick, will ban 4 life.
P.S. Oh please choose David this year vilpu Please
2. Vilpu doesn't need sokker. Sokker needs Vilpu
3. Nobody likes bans. Except Vilpu.
4. Vilpu is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
5.Vilpu makes onions cry
6.vilpu is really son of a gun.
7. One time when greg made a spelling mistake Vilpu banned him for a month.
8. Actually Vilpu isn't a MOD anymore. But greg is just afraid to tell him that.
9. Why doesn`t Vilpu drink beer? Because beer tastes awful when it`s scared.
10. Vilpu is actually dead for 3 years already, but death is afraid to tell that to Vilpu.
11.Question: How did Estonia win the cyber war?
Answer: Vilpu banned mother russia with Nokia 5110 during his 1 minute break at basketball practice.
12. Vilpu doesn't like anyone (except Davy) ,but everyone likes Vilpu (except Davy)
13. Vilpu doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
14. Superman has only two weaknesses. Kryptonite and a ban from Vilpu.
15. Vilpu got balls of steel.
16. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Vilpu allows to live.
17. Vilpu doesnt like to chew, food just crawls in his mouth and dissolves.
18. There is superpower, and then there is Vilpupower.
19. No one has ever made eye contact with Vilpu. Attempting to do so is asking for a ban.
20. One time Vilpu had an orgasm, scientist now refer to it as "the big bang".
21. Vilpu is the only manager in sokker who doesn`t have to buy players, good players bidwar their own money to get in.
22. Sokker crashes only then when Vilpu is asleep. Otherwise greg would have some serious explaining to do.
23. Every week Vilpu`s bank account receives 5k$, because his fans are real.
24. Vilpu can judge a game by its homepage.
25. There is in fact an “I” in Vilpu, but there is no “team”… not even close.
26.Vilpu was once so mad that even superman change his name "regularman"
27. Vilpu can ban the roundhouse kick.
28. Vilpu is roundhouse kick!
29. On his birthday, Vilpu bans people by blinking.
30. Vilpu graduated from school with a degree in Sokker.
31. One time Chuck Norris made fun over Vilpu, he immediately got banned of using roundhouse kick in three Texas Ranger episodes.
32. Logos close their eyes when Vilpu looks at them.
33. Vilpu doesn’t have a reflection.
34. Vilpu doesn’t have a shadow, light avoids him at all costs.
35. The Exorcist I is based on true stories of vilpu as a child just goofing around.
36. Vilpus tears can heal cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
37. Once a blind man stepped on Vilpu's foot and regained his eyesigt from this contact. The first and last thing he saw was Vilpu giving him a ban.
38. Chuck has licence to kill, Vilpu has licence to EXTERMINATE.
39. Vilpu asked Big Mac from Hesburger and GOT ONE!
40. Vilpu gave a ban to GOD and GOD accepted it because he didn't want to die.
41. Vilpu never gets defeated in a Sokker match, except from Tanel and mr_gibbage of course.
42. Every time,when Tanel wins Vilpu , He has to suffer badly.
43. Scientists call it T-Virus, but for common people it`s just Vilpu`s spit.
44. At apocalypse everyone has to answer to god...and then Vilpu.
45. The grass is always greener at Vilpus side.
46. After hard day`s work in sokker banning people, Vilpu likes to relax in Valli baar drinking few Vilpu`s-Mallikas, it`s a two liter version of ordinary Milli-Mallikas.
47. Vilpu knows where Siim Kallas`s ten million went.
48. If Vilpu wants he can destroy your Harddrive by only thinking of it, point taken@ Viru Hotel.
49. On the surveillance video of Viru Hotel, that is not Vilpu, otherwise we would not know anything about that.
50. Vilpu has two widely known weapons :"Ban" and "I Put A Jihaad on YOU!".
51. One time Vilpu Put A Jihaad on j.stam and we have never seen him again.
52. Vilpu doesn't need to ask. He just needs to accept suitable offer form many-many offers.
53. Even birds are afraid to shi* on Vilpu.
54. Once Vilpu farted. It started the Catarina hurricane.
55. Once Vilpu took his sunglasses off to get a better glimpse of shiny new glass ball he found, it`s now know as the Sauron`s fall.
56. Yesterday mr.gibbage beat Vilpu, he is now known as mrs.gabbage.
57. Vilpu and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
58. When God said, "let there be light", Vilpu said, "say 'please'."
59. Q: Why was Vilpufacts.com created?
A: Because Vilpu wanted to ban everybody who were not looking up to him.
60. Vilpu sneezed once, now it is knows as the sahara desert.
61. Vilpu doesn't need food. He gives bans instead of eating.
62. Vilpu`s day: After waking up at
5am he first checkes his sk-mailbox. Every night ripp,rautsik and David has to send him 10 funny stories and every one of them must make Vilpu laugh to keep them ban free for the day.
6am after first bans he whistles to the fridgerator so food starts to cutting itself to vilpus likeing and coffe boils itself.
7am vilpus is kind of bored and decides to ban next three person who makes a post.
10am after making out with his supermodel girlfriend Vilpu dictates to greg what must be changed in the game engine asap to vilpus advantage
3pm. To this moment 100 managers are banned already. Time to take a leak and scream to the next door naber how stupid he is.
8pm Another 100 managers have been banned. It`s time to go to Valli Baar and drink 4 Vilpu`s mallikas.
11pm. Back from Valli baar and feeling kind of tipsy. Bans people for not posting nothing.
2am 1000 managers already been banned. Vilpu calles this a good days work. Time to hit to the bed for 3 hours sleep. On his way to bed Vilpu kickes his sleeping dog in the nuts just for the sake of it.
63. If you see Vilpu being generous with someone, then there can be only 2 explanations:
a) he has just banned more than 100 people and feels good about the day
b)...actually there is just only one explanation and thats explanation a).
64. There a legend that once there were such topic, but now everyone who were included with that, have been disappeared
65.At the moment some of us pray for god,but soon we all will pray for Vilpu
66. Peggy Bundy cookes for Vilpu.
67. Vilpu renamed Peggy Bundy to Puggy Bendy.
68. They took the legendary "Say Hello to my little Friend" out of Vilpus vocabulary and were hoping not to get caught.
69. In fine print on the first page of the Sokker International Club Records, it notes that all world records are held by Vilpu, and those listed in the first page of the thread are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
70. If you want to see a list of Vilpu´s enemies, just check the list of managers that have [del] behind their user-name.
70. When mr.gibbage goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Vilpu.
71. Chuck Norris facts doesn´t exist! All facts have been copied from Vilpu.
72. Today Vilpu had a pokkernight with god and won 10 new commandments. Oddly they all start : "Vilpu can ..."
73. A few years ago vilpu ate the snake from Nokia`s notorious Snake game. He didn`t get taller.
74. If you have a question starting with: "Where have all the "" gone". Then i suggest you to ask Vilpu.
75. One time in bandcamp....Vilpu wasn`t there and never will be, he is too cool for that.
76. There is no promotion game to meistriliiga, just managers Vilpu chooses to crush next season.
77. A while ago Britney spears got inspired by vilpu, because he hit her so many times.
78. If Vilpu valuaetes some player then you must pay exactly how much Vilpu estimated, or you will get banned for life.
79. Vilpu would like to ban more people but he only bans 1000 people a day because he doesn't like to be called a monster.
80. There are no other M(G)ODs in Sokker beside Vilpu.
81.Vilpus keyboard and mouse are custom made by logitech with the "One Click Ban All" feature
82. vilpu's name is also impressive...in polish english it means: Vil-pan-u
83.There is no such thing as a bidwar. There are only players that Vilpu wants in his team and weaker players that Vilpu sends to his friends clubs.
84. When Vilpu loses, then Sokker servers collapse. This has never happened!
85. Vilpu does not belive in god, he is god !
86. God believes in Vilpu, if he didn't, he'd be burnt down as a heretic
87. Vilpu could drink an entire bottle of beer in 0,5 seconds but he chooses not to.
88. Vilpu
89. Chuck Norris wanted to be as awesome as Vilpu so he copied his facts.
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Alustan.
1. Every birthday Vilpu chooses on lucky manager, who he, with his keyboard roundhouse kick, will ban 4 life.
P.S. Oh please choose David this year vilpu Please
2. Vilpu doesn't need sokker. Sokker needs Vilpu
3. Nobody likes bans. Except Vilpu.
4. Vilpu is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
5.Vilpu makes onions cry
6.vilpu is really son of a gun.
7. One time when greg made a spelling mistake Vilpu banned him for a month.
8. Actually Vilpu isn't a MOD anymore. But greg is just afraid to tell him that.
9. Why doesn`t Vilpu drink beer? Because beer tastes awful when it`s scared.
10. Vilpu is actually dead for 3 years already, but death is afraid to tell that to Vilpu.
11.Question: How did Estonia win the cyber war?
Answer: Vilpu banned mother russia with Nokia 5110 during his 1 minute break at basketball practice.
12. Vilpu doesn't like anyone (except Davy) ,but everyone likes Vilpu (except Davy)
13. Vilpu doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
14. Superman has only two weaknesses. Kryptonite and a ban from Vilpu.
15. Vilpu got balls of steel.
16. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Vilpu allows to live.
17. Vilpu doesnt like to chew, food just crawls in his mouth and dissolves.
18. There is superpower, and then there is Vilpupower.
19. No one has ever made eye contact with Vilpu. Attempting to do so is asking for a ban.
20. One time Vilpu had an orgasm, scientist now refer to it as "the big bang".
21. Vilpu is the only manager in sokker who doesn`t have to buy players, good players bidwar their own money to get in.
22. Sokker crashes only then when Vilpu is asleep. Otherwise greg would have some serious explaining to do.
23. Every week Vilpu`s bank account receives 5k$, because his fans are real.
24. Vilpu can judge a game by its homepage.
25. There is in fact an “I” in Vilpu, but there is no “team”… not even close.
26.Vilpu was once so mad that even superman change his name "regularman"
27. Vilpu can ban the roundhouse kick.
28. Vilpu is roundhouse kick!
29. On his birthday, Vilpu bans people by blinking.
30. Vilpu graduated from school with a degree in Sokker.
31. One time Chuck Norris made fun over Vilpu, he immediately got banned of using roundhouse kick in three Texas Ranger episodes.
32. Logos close their eyes when Vilpu looks at them.
33. Vilpu doesn’t have a reflection.
34. Vilpu doesn’t have a shadow, light avoids him at all costs.
35. The Exorcist I is based on true stories of vilpu as a child just goofing around.
36. Vilpus tears can heal cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
37. Once a blind man stepped on Vilpu's foot and regained his eyesigt from this contact. The first and last thing he saw was Vilpu giving him a ban.
38. Chuck has licence to kill, Vilpu has licence to EXTERMINATE.
39. Vilpu asked Big Mac from Hesburger and GOT ONE!
40. Vilpu gave a ban to GOD and GOD accepted it because he didn't want to die.
41. Vilpu never gets defeated in a Sokker match, except from Tanel and mr_gibbage of course.
42. Every time,when Tanel wins Vilpu , He has to suffer badly.
43. Scientists call it T-Virus, but for common people it`s just Vilpu`s spit.
44. At apocalypse everyone has to answer to god...and then Vilpu.
45. The grass is always greener at Vilpus side.
46. After hard day`s work in sokker banning people, Vilpu likes to relax in Valli baar drinking few Vilpu`s-Mallikas, it`s a two liter version of ordinary Milli-Mallikas.
47. Vilpu knows where Siim Kallas`s ten million went.
48. If Vilpu wants he can destroy your Harddrive by only thinking of it, point taken@ Viru Hotel.
49. On the surveillance video of Viru Hotel, that is not Vilpu, otherwise we would not know anything about that.
50. Vilpu has two widely known weapons :"Ban" and "I Put A Jihaad on YOU!".
51. One time Vilpu Put A Jihaad on j.stam and we have never seen him again.
52. Vilpu doesn't need to ask. He just needs to accept suitable offer form many-many offers.
53. Even birds are afraid to shi* on Vilpu.
54. Once Vilpu farted. It started the Catarina hurricane.
55. Once Vilpu took his sunglasses off to get a better glimpse of shiny new glass ball he found, it`s now know as the Sauron`s fall.
56. Yesterday mr.gibbage beat Vilpu, he is now known as mrs.gabbage.
57. Vilpu and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
58. When God said, "let there be light", Vilpu said, "say 'please'."
59. Q: Why was Vilpufacts.com created?
A: Because Vilpu wanted to ban everybody who were not looking up to him.
60. Vilpu sneezed once, now it is knows as the sahara desert.
61. Vilpu doesn't need food. He gives bans instead of eating.
62. Vilpu`s day: After waking up at
5am he first checkes his sk-mailbox. Every night ripp,rautsik and David has to send him 10 funny stories and every one of them must make Vilpu laugh to keep them ban free for the day.
6am after first bans he whistles to the fridgerator so food starts to cutting itself to vilpus likeing and coffe boils itself.
7am vilpus is kind of bored and decides to ban next three person who makes a post.
10am after making out with his supermodel girlfriend Vilpu dictates to greg what must be changed in the game engine asap to vilpus advantage
3pm. To this moment 100 managers are banned already. Time to take a leak and scream to the next door naber how stupid he is.
8pm Another 100 managers have been banned. It`s time to go to Valli Baar and drink 4 Vilpu`s mallikas.
11pm. Back from Valli baar and feeling kind of tipsy. Bans people for not posting nothing.
2am 1000 managers already been banned. Vilpu calles this a good days work. Time to hit to the bed for 3 hours sleep. On his way to bed Vilpu kickes his sleeping dog in the nuts just for the sake of it.
63. If you see Vilpu being generous with someone, then there can be only 2 explanations:
a) he has just banned more than 100 people and feels good about the day
b)...actually there is just only one explanation and thats explanation a).
64. There a legend that once there were such topic, but now everyone who were included with that, have been disappeared
65.At the moment some of us pray for god,but soon we all will pray for Vilpu
66. Peggy Bundy cookes for Vilpu.
67. Vilpu renamed Peggy Bundy to Puggy Bendy.
68. They took the legendary "Say Hello to my little Friend" out of Vilpus vocabulary and were hoping not to get caught.
69. In fine print on the first page of the Sokker International Club Records, it notes that all world records are held by Vilpu, and those listed in the first page of the thread are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
70. If you want to see a list of Vilpu´s enemies, just check the list of managers that have [del] behind their user-name.
70. When mr.gibbage goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Vilpu.
71. Chuck Norris facts doesn´t exist! All facts have been copied from Vilpu.
72. Today Vilpu had a pokkernight with god and won 10 new commandments. Oddly they all start : "Vilpu can ..."
73. A few years ago vilpu ate the snake from Nokia`s notorious Snake game. He didn`t get taller.
74. If you have a question starting with: "Where have all the "" gone". Then i suggest you to ask Vilpu.
75. One time in bandcamp....Vilpu wasn`t there and never will be, he is too cool for that.
76. There is no promotion game to meistriliiga, just managers Vilpu chooses to crush next season.
77. A while ago Britney spears got inspired by vilpu, because he hit her so many times.
78. If Vilpu valuaetes some player then you must pay exactly how much Vilpu estimated, or you will get banned for life.
79. Vilpu would like to ban more people but he only bans 1000 people a day because he doesn't like to be called a monster.
80. There are no other M(G)ODs in Sokker beside Vilpu.
81.Vilpus keyboard and mouse are custom made by logitech with the "One Click Ban All" feature
82. vilpu's name is also impressive...in polish english it means: Vil-pan-u
83.There is no such thing as a bidwar. There are only players that Vilpu wants in his team and weaker players that Vilpu sends to his friends clubs.
84. When Vilpu loses, then Sokker servers collapse. This has never happened!
85. Vilpu does not belive in god, he is god !
86. God believes in Vilpu, if he didn't, he'd be burnt down as a heretic
87. Vilpu could drink an entire bottle of beer in 0,5 seconds but he chooses not to.
88. Vilpu
89. Chuck Norris wanted to be as awesome as Vilpu so he copied his facts.
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2. Vilpu doesn't need sokker. Sokker needs Vilpu
E: Unustasin ühe punkti panna :)
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E: Unustasin ühe punkti panna :)
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4. Vilpu is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
7. One time when greg made a spelling mistake Vilpu banned him for a month.
8. Actually Vilpu isn't a MOD anymore. But greg is just afraid to tell him that.
9. Why doesn`t Vilpu drink beer? Because beer tastes awful when it`s scared.
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10. Vilpu is actually dead for 3 years already, but death is afraid to tell that to Vilpu.
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11.Question: How did Estonia win the cyber war?
Answer: Vilpu banned mother russia with Nokia 5110 during his 1 minute break at basketball practice.
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Answer: Vilpu banned mother russia with Nokia 5110 during his 1 minute break at basketball practice.
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12. Vilpu doesn't like anyone (except Davy) ,but everyone likes Vilpu (except Davy)
13. Vilpu doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
14. Superman has only two weaknesses. Kryptonite and a ban from Vilpu.
16. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Vilpu allows to live.
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