Subject: Vilpufacts.com

31. One time Chuck Norris made fun over Vilpu, he immediately got banned of using roundhouse kick in three Texas Ranger episodes.
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32. Logos close their eyes when Vilpu looks at them.

33. Vilpu doesn’t have a reflection.

34. Vilpu doesn’t have a shadow, light avoids him at all costs.
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35. The Exorcist I is based on true stories of vilpu as a child just goofing around.

36. Vilpus tears can heal cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

37. Once a blind man stepped on Vilpu's foot and regained his eyesigt from this contact. The first and last thing he saw was Vilpu giving him a ban.

IRW:)

Varsti hakatakse rääkima, et Chuck Norris olevat kopeerinud fakte minust.
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Aga nii see ongi ju. [:D]

38. Chuck has licence to kill, Vilpu has licence to EXTERMINATE.

P.S. Kui 100 fakti täis saab siis tuleks sokker internationalile ka näidata, mis loom see vilpu tegelikult on

39. Vilpu asked Big Mac from Hesburger and GOT ONE!

40. Vilpu gave a ban to GOD and GOD accepted it because he didn't want to die.

41. Vilpu never gets defeated in a Sokker match, except from Tanel and mr_gibbage of course.

42. Every time,when Tanel wins Vilpu , He has to suffer badly.

43. Scientists call it T-Virus, but for common people it`s just Vilpu`s spit.

44. At apocalypse everyone has to answer to god...and then Vilpu.

45. The grass is always greener at Vilpus side.

46. After hard day`s work in sokker banning people, Vilpu likes to relax in Valli baar drinking few Vilpu`s-Mallikas, it`s a two liter version of ordinary Milli-Mallikas.
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47. Vilpu knows where Siim Kallas`s ten million went.
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