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Subject: Smijeh
hahaha
e ovo bi trebalo pod obavezno uvesti u HNL, onda bi možda netko i došao na stadion ;)
e ovo bi trebalo pod obavezno uvesti u HNL, onda bi možda netko i došao na stadion ;)
ono sa madonom je zaista svetski urađeno. ovde je tekst koji "ona" peva isto odrađen za medalju.
sada dobro znam šta nisam smela
sada znam i čemu služi zdela
sa šporeta nisam smela da mu dam
kad se opržio zgrabio je kišobran
vikala sam nemoj dragi nisam htela
rođenom sam mu se majkom klela
nisam znala da je supa bila vrela
a znala sam za batine da sam zrela!
epic win
sada dobro znam šta nisam smela
sada znam i čemu služi zdela
sa šporeta nisam smela da mu dam
kad se opržio zgrabio je kišobran
vikala sam nemoj dragi nisam htela
rođenom sam mu se majkom klela
nisam znala da je supa bila vrela
a znala sam za batine da sam zrela!
epic win
nije bitno jel istintio ili ne
al prestrasno :)
al prestrasno :)
Emulation Alienation
Tech Support | Maryland, USA
(It takes me ten minutes to determine the caller is actually on a Mac running a Windows emulation program.)
Me: “Does your mouse have one big button?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “So you are on a Mac? This game is not supported on a Mac. I can’t help you. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “No, it isn’t. I am running windows 98.”
Me: “Look at the side of the computer. Is there a big apple logo on it?”
Customer: “Of course there is. It’s an Apple computer.”
Me: “Which means it’s MacOS…this game does not run on that OS.”
Customer: “But I am in Windows mode.”
Me: “Are you using SoftWindows to emulate a Windows 98 OS?”
Customer: “Yes?”
Me: “We don’t support our titles on that.”
Customer: “What if I tried changing the drivers?”
Me: “No, that wouldn’t work sir.”
Customer: “What if I tried changing other settings?”
Me: “I’m afraid not. Sir, if you want me to help get it working the system it was designed for I would be happy to do that but I can’t help with emulated Window OS’s on a Mac.”
Customer: “What if I tried it on my games console?”
Me: “The Windows version of this game won’t work on a…hang on. Take the disk out of the drive and tell me what color the bottom of it is.”
Customer: “Black.”
Me: “This is the console version of the game. Did you try it on your console?”
Customer: “Yes. I worked fine there.”
Me: “So, why are you trying to run a console game on a Macintosh with an emulated version of Windows on it?”
Customer: “I thought it would run faster?”
Tech Support | Maryland, USA
(It takes me ten minutes to determine the caller is actually on a Mac running a Windows emulation program.)
Me: “Does your mouse have one big button?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “So you are on a Mac? This game is not supported on a Mac. I can’t help you. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “No, it isn’t. I am running windows 98.”
Me: “Look at the side of the computer. Is there a big apple logo on it?”
Customer: “Of course there is. It’s an Apple computer.”
Me: “Which means it’s MacOS…this game does not run on that OS.”
Customer: “But I am in Windows mode.”
Me: “Are you using SoftWindows to emulate a Windows 98 OS?”
Customer: “Yes?”
Me: “We don’t support our titles on that.”
Customer: “What if I tried changing the drivers?”
Me: “No, that wouldn’t work sir.”
Customer: “What if I tried changing other settings?”
Me: “I’m afraid not. Sir, if you want me to help get it working the system it was designed for I would be happy to do that but I can’t help with emulated Window OS’s on a Mac.”
Customer: “What if I tried it on my games console?”
Me: “The Windows version of this game won’t work on a…hang on. Take the disk out of the drive and tell me what color the bottom of it is.”
Customer: “Black.”
Me: “This is the console version of the game. Did you try it on your console?”
Customer: “Yes. I worked fine there.”
Me: “So, why are you trying to run a console game on a Macintosh with an emulated version of Windows on it?”
Customer: “I thought it would run faster?”
genijalno :-) iako ne na prvu loptu , poslije sam se povaljao od smijeha :-)
@Rijana mislim :-)
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@Rijana mislim :-)
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Homeless Meets Thoughtless
Grocery Store | Dalton, GA, USA
(A woman comes up to me while I’m taking down the dried out, bad corn from the display.)
Customer: “You just throw those away?”
Me: “Yep, we have to throw out the bad ones.”
Customer: “You mean they don’t donate it to the poor or anything?”
Me: “Well, no. Our store does donate to the unfortunate, but it’s usually money or fresh product.”
Customer: “But poor people are used to eating bad food! They eat out of the trash all the time! You don’t have to give them good food!”
Grocery Store | Dalton, GA, USA
(A woman comes up to me while I’m taking down the dried out, bad corn from the display.)
Customer: “You just throw those away?”
Me: “Yep, we have to throw out the bad ones.”
Customer: “You mean they don’t donate it to the poor or anything?”
Me: “Well, no. Our store does donate to the unfortunate, but it’s usually money or fresh product.”
Customer: “But poor people are used to eating bad food! They eat out of the trash all the time! You don’t have to give them good food!”