Subject: Što trenutno svira???

a najiskrenije me zanima u koji metal žanr spada ovo!?

ma divno je to oduševljenje za saeculum obscurum i muškarce u kožnim kostimčićima ;)))

jedna od najboljih power metal pjesama ikada!!!

čuj "power"; pa koliko žanrova ima taj metal???

ajd dobro, evo onda i nešto iz moje mladosti iliti jedna od najboljih heart metal pjesama ikada!!!

hehe

pa nije mi pjesma super zbog spota:) al ipak mi je bolje to nego da sliku gledam par minuta:D

s obzirom na njegovo zanimanje,nije los:)

ljudi vole priču o pepeljugi, al ova se pomalo već izlizala. il ja samo previše gledam strane televizije ;)))

jedan klasik - kad je bora bio mlad ;)))

Evo vam malo pojasnjenja vama koji niste tolko upuceni u glazbu odnosno metal



This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.


* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the
princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to
death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle.
Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front
of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again,
slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time,
burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never
beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the
princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom,
plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the
dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
METALCORE: The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine.
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
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lol :DD

@fjodor

di si manowar nasao...americki klauni (valjda se laufer nece naljutit :PP)

hehe ma kakvi, oni bas jesu klaunovi

Other bands play, Manowar gay...

di si manowar nasao...americki klauni

heh, ja sam samo upito; s obzirom na raznolikost metal žanrova. a znaš da ja volim onu 'related' funkciju, kad sam pustio accept nađoh tamo manowarce pa rekoh da obradujem malo vas metalce ;)))

znači kao zaključak možemo uzeti da se taj žanr zove clown gay metal? (iako ga nema gore među nabrojanim;))))


malena

manowar....nessun dorma, pa ja ću popizdit, hehe......mogu mislit kako je bilo ovom u prvom redu na 2 tripa to slušat :))

slažem se sa tvojim zaključkom fjodore....hmm, pipsi, neznam nikad mi se taj riper nije sviđao i to njegovo prenemaganje kod pjevanja,

radije nešto ovakvo

ni meni se ne sviđa to ripperovo, nazovimo ga pjevanje. ono što volim kod pipsa su aranžmani pjesama, pa i poneki tekst ;))

evo nešto šta sam otkrio na you tubeu - iza krovova kuća - odličan pjevač!!!

ccc...
tanac

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da?

ma pusti lejzija....nema on pojma :))

meni su sasvim ok, pogotovo za bend za koji je vjerojatno u hr čulo max 500 ljudi

edit : hehe, batifjaka je car :)
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eh
dobri su ovi Cota...ne kao batifiaca, ali su ok