Subject: »[NT] Utakmice reprezentacije

ajde molim te ovo samo ispravi

but I have enough time to looked at every opponent

ajde sada ti editiraj ovaj post, nakon što sam ovo vidio malo se blesavo osječam :))

ma ostalo je manje više ok... par sitnih greškica i to što bih ja recimo ubacio još kojih 10ak the u tekstu :)

evo ubacio sam 4,5 the u tekst, pa jel sada prolazi???

ali kako ti nisi više službeni lingvist, morati ću pričekati službenig da mi da odobrenje da ovo prosljedim :DDDD

pričekaj trgu :)

evo kako sam ja odgovorio u ime srbije

I am public relations senior executive manager and on behalf of our NT manager FludonJa I'll answer your questions ;)


1.Who do you think are your best NT players? And why?[please give 3 best players and a little description of each one]
Our best player is Milan Ružić. Except the fact that he is great on field he is also widely respected in Serbia because of his humanitarian work. He spends every monday in geriatric institurion helping old folks and reading books to them.
Next to him is the silent suffering of thousands of milfs in Serbia, the oldie goldie Radomir "Dado" Polumenta. His curly black hair and pearl white teeth, together with his strong physique helped him to score in bed even better than on the pitch.
And 3rd in line is the man with iron legs and balls of steel the one and only Jovica "Killer" Štrbac. It is said that the only man that is able to get past him is Chuck Norris, and even he only tries that when it's dark outside.


2.Which players of each group opponents are you afraid at most?[please give 3 players from each team]
Fear is good for chickens, pigeons and rabbits. We are afraid of noone. We just want to ask our opponents to buy enough handkerchiefs and not to bring youngsters to the games cause after we do out asskicking magic we don't like seeing young boys with tears and disappointment in their eyes.


3.What do you want to achieve with your NT in the World Cup?
We Serbs our very humble nation so our expectations are low I would say. Few easy victories, and in the end we even don't have to win in the final. Ofcourse, gold medal would nicer than silver, but we don't want to put that extra pressure on the back of our manager. Beside that we expect to visit as much of the pubs when we go to play away game and ofcourse to have lots of sexy time with busty horny foreign girls.


4.How do you think, what will be the group standings after all games?
World Cup - Group E
1. Srbija
2. Slovensko
3. France
4. Deutschland


5.What is your biggest advantage over other NT coaches?
The greatest strength of our NT coach are his superb tactical skills that combined with his unpredictability, desire to always be the best and the fact that we have the best squad in the world is certain to get us to top of the world. All hail FludonJa, or as we call him here in Serbia -> Супер Саво - Секси Справа (Super Savo - Sex Machine)


6.Which teams will be in the final?
I'd like to see Srbija-Polska match in the finals but I am not sure if Poland will make it to the finals, so I'll go with Srbija-Romania.


7.Who would you support if your own country would get eliminated?
Eliminated? Like that's ever going to happen.
I really have strong imagination so I'll try to imagine that something like this could happen... Romania!


8.Which other coach is the Guus Hiddink of SK in your opinion?
Guus Hiddink? You mean slightly overweight, oldish guy that is the manager of lousy teams and likes to drop out in semifinals of competitions? Dunno, maybe this one.


9. Why are you the NT coach of this country?
Because I love my country and I feel this is the best way to help Srbija. Worth mentioning is the fact that I get chicks much easier than before cause they all like to party with mr NT coach!

Srbija do Tokija preko Milvokija!

bye bye
Serbian NT coach and entire Serbian NT crew!

lol... baš si me fino razbudio :)

=)

majke ti ga spalim, ovo je najnacionalističkija legalna izjava ikad u povijesti sokkera ikad ever.
brutality
živio ;)

hehehe, koji si ti car :)

8 je najžešće, pokušavaš se svima ulizati:)?

neka stavi ono sa rozim dresovima, pa da vidimo efekt :)

Hrvatska Players
Showing the most valuable players for the NT of Hrvatska
Name Value Link to Player
GOALKEEPERS
1. Mario Plečković 2,132,713 HERE
2. Grgo Rušinić 2,116,279 HERE
3. Toma Kokot 2,068,372 HERE
4. Anto Bušić 2,005,891 HERE
5. Dino Juroš 1,991,938 HERE
6. Daniel Završki 1,670,853 HERE
7. Fabijan Belodedić 1,610,233 HERE
8. Valentin Žulj 1,512,093 HERE
9. Milan Mitrović 1,440,465 HERE
10. Milan Legati 1,162,636 HERE
DEFENDERS
1. Drago Deljanin 1,581,085 HERE
2. Andria Grujin 1,203,876 HERE
3. Ditrih Čalušić 1,160,310 HERE
4. Matija Jureško 1,078,450 HERE
5. Milan Glibo 1,051,938 HERE
6. Srećko Muzur 1,046,357 HERE
7. Predrag Maračić 1,035,659 HERE
8. Dean Stepanov 977,984 HERE
9. Lazo Ademi 933,023 HERE
10. Ilija Čimbur 869,302 HERE
11. Stipan Kuljača 853,333 HERE
12. Stjepan Tica 844,806 HERE
13. Ranko Rameša 828,217 HERE
14. Alen Štohera 821,395 HERE
15. Albert Palestrina 807,907 HERE
16. Pavle Mrkela 801,705 HERE
17. Vlatko Kudelić 800,155 HERE
18. Andre Drvendžija 796,589 HERE
19. Jakša Martinov 769,922 HERE
20. Nino Kozarac 768,527 HERE
MIDFIELDERS
1. Blaž Pelić 1,338,915 HERE
2. Vladimir Podolski 1,030,233 HERE
3. Saša Bjelić 968,992 HERE
4. Bruno Cota 915,659 HERE
5. Vjeko Kudo 879,690 HERE
6. Alen Čeko 838,605 HERE
7. Mihovil Jurkota 830,543 HERE
8. Damjan Glaser 819,535 HERE
9. Mario Krajcar 787,752 HERE
10. Rajko Schmitlechner 784,496 HERE
11. Roberto Jambrišak 772,248 HERE
12. Radivoje Kallay 761,860 HERE
13. Slavko Jesenković 759,380 HERE
14. Danko Kuže 757,674 HERE
15. Béla Catela 741,860 HERE
16. Aleksandar Bajčetić 732,713 HERE
17. Miho Grbić 727,597 HERE
18. Grgo Čolić 722,326 HERE
19. Mihael Kozina 710,698 HERE
20. Mato Pjaca 705,116 HERE
ATTACKERS
1. Jadranko Čelar 1,193,178 HERE
2. Božo Krekić 809,147 HERE
3. Vanja Strihić 798,295 HERE
4. Tome Dešić 773,643 HERE
5. Nikša Morić 771,783 HERE
6. Miroslav Hrabar 770,698 HERE
7. Zdenko Gnjidić 728,837 HERE
8. Grgo Šepić 728,527 HERE
9. Krešimir Vukorep 723,876 HERE
10. Pavle Kalebić 717,829 HERE
11. Blaženko Jelčić 715,814 HERE
12. Domagoj Murić 715,039 HERE
13. Matia Medan 714,574 HERE
14. Igor Logara 704,651 HERE
15. Branko Rončević 695,504 HERE
16. Mate Konstatinović 695,349 HERE
17. Dragan Ralević 691,318 HERE
18. Slaven Vodolšek 674,264 HERE
19. Denis Crljenko 658,295 HERE
20. Ratomir Bukumirović 653,333 HERE

4. Matija Jureško 1,078,450 HERE
5. Vjeko Kudo 879,690 HERE
4. Tome Dešić 773,643 HERE

:)))

Pa baš sam išao pogledati.. ovaj Dešić ima 25g... možda i liči na nešto, poslao sam poruku vlasniku

čini mi se da ima divine striker, a pace i tehniku oko formidable

po ocjenama skužiš da nije uravnotežen. već sam ja slao