Subject: Vic

Donosi Piroćanac kondom kod vulkanizera, a majstor se odmah pobuni:
-"Ma, ne mogu više da ti krpim taj kurton, ima već 5 zakrpa!"
-"Nesam ti ga ni doneo da gu krpiš, nego da gu centriraš, stalno mi zanosi na desno."

Dosao poznati fudbaler u crkvu da se ispovjedi.Pita ga svestenik:
-"A sto si zgrijesio?"
Kaze fudbaler:
-"Danas sam igrao fudbal i opsovao Boga."
Veli mu svestenik:
-"Pa to se ne sme,ispricaj mi sta je bilo....?"
Kaze fudbaler:
-"Bio korner i ja pucao glavom i tacno u precku."
Svestenik:
-"I tad si opsovao Boga?"
-"Fudbaler
-"Ma ne,lopta se odbije opet meni,ja prodjem dva igraca i golmana,prazan gol i taman da opalim golman me srusi pa penal!"
Svestenik-"znaci tad si opsovo Boga?"
Fudbaler: "Nee."
Svestenik:
-"*ebo te Boog,nisi valjda promasio penal!?":DDD

:)))

:)) Dobar!

има пар супер на интернационала форуму, један мени генијалан за навијаче Ман Јунајтеда, само што је јел на енглеском. сад ћу покушати да га ископам.

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",

"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.

"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said

"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,

"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"

Popa kralj! xD

Kako kulturan mladić kaže devojci da ide pišati?
Idem se rukovati s jednim gospodinom s kojim ću te kasnije upoznati.

http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/314982/Dodeljene-nagrade-autorima-novih-hrvatskih-reci

vest je ko sa njuz.net, samo što je kanda ozbiljna :D

ima carskih naziva kao što je zatipak, odobrenica i naravno moji favoriti rječarenje i dodirnik :)))))))))))))))))))))))

jedino što na kraju navode reč daroteka, što je nešto što kod nas već postoji xD

biciklati je bas mocna rec :)

meni je ipak dodirnik pobedio!

skontaj reklamu ovako neku

za samo tri tisuće kuna, najnoviji modeli nokia mobitela sa dodirnikom xD

ili još bolje

ne pravite više zatipke, zaboravite na stare tipkovnice i kupite najnovije modele pametnih mobitela sa dodirnikom za samo tri tisuće kuna :))))))))))))))