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Subject: Vic
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
Igrali golf Isus, Mojsije i neki starac.
Udari Isus lopticu ona upadne u more on hodajuci po vodi ode do nje udari i pogodi rupicu.
Mojsije udari lopticu ona upadne u more on razdvoji vodu udari lopticu i pogodi rupicu.
Na kraju dodje starac udari lopticu ona upadne u more, proguta je mala riba, velika riba proguta malu, galeb uhvati veliku ribu, lovac upuca galeba riba padne na drvo loptica ispadne udari u kamen i udje u rupicu.
Mojsije se iznervira, baci stap i kaze Isusu: "Daj bre, Isuse, kazi caletu da iskulira malo, nije zanimljivo!"
Udari Isus lopticu ona upadne u more on hodajuci po vodi ode do nje udari i pogodi rupicu.
Mojsije udari lopticu ona upadne u more on razdvoji vodu udari lopticu i pogodi rupicu.
Na kraju dodje starac udari lopticu ona upadne u more, proguta je mala riba, velika riba proguta malu, galeb uhvati veliku ribu, lovac upuca galeba riba padne na drvo loptica ispadne udari u kamen i udje u rupicu.
Mojsije se iznervira, baci stap i kaze Isusu: "Daj bre, Isuse, kazi caletu da iskulira malo, nije zanimljivo!"