Subject: Juniors

No. That is where I keep my growing chicken poo collection. I have swappsies if there are any other collectors out there...

I'm sure I can find you some cat crap if you want to do swapsies ?

I can have it city linked over to you by close of play tomorrow ?

My neighbour kindly provides that free of charge, or at least her pussy does...

Did I tell you I live next door to Mrs Slocombe?

lol how about budgie diahorrea? i Have loads stupid budgie

Err, ok, how about guinea pig droppings - they only smell in large doses, and apparently they eat them, might come in useful if you're too lazy to dial for a pizza ?

at least you can spell diaria!

Feed guinea pigs beetroot and they drop interesting turds after that - it looks like there's been a murder in the cage though if you feed too much of it to them.

you know what, I don't think I will. Thanks for the tip-off though...

ty jaize
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i tried it with the budgie...

Anyone want red budgie diahorrea
It looks like slop, smells awful and doesn't really help in the garden.