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Subject: slight injury
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Could we clarify the term slight injury.
Do you mean cramp?
Just a bruise?
Some sort of cut?
Do you mean cramp?
Just a bruise?
Some sort of cut?
knowing footballers it is usually a few hairs out of place or a hangnail.
Maybe just as he was getting better, he stubbed his toe while carrying a cup of hot coffee and splashed burning water on his good foot.
Favourite football relating injuries:
Lacerated foot owing to dropping after shave bottle whilst naked in the bathroom.
Hyper extended knee caused by having feet on coffee table whilst playing playstation.
Pulled hamstring owing to a vigorous stretch on waking.
Wolrd Cup finals game missed owing to operation to remove piles.
Name the players involved.
There was a good one recently, too. I'll see if I can find it. Oh yeah, burns caused by exploding egg.
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Lacerated foot owing to dropping after shave bottle whilst naked in the bathroom.
Hyper extended knee caused by having feet on coffee table whilst playing playstation.
Pulled hamstring owing to a vigorous stretch on waking.
Wolrd Cup finals game missed owing to operation to remove piles.
Name the players involved.
There was a good one recently, too. I'll see if I can find it. Oh yeah, burns caused by exploding egg.
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darius vassell cut his foot by trying to clean it with an electric screwdriver. no lie.
an intelligent move? from a footballer? Who would have thought it?!
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