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Explain A Film Plot Badly
Sunt niste rezumate bestiale.
Empire Strikes Back: "talking frog convinces son to kill his dad" sau "Burn victim travels around looking for his estranged terrorist kids. "
Harry Potter: "Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy"
Lord of the Rings: "it takes 3 films for a bunch of tiny people to get rid of an unwanted piece of jewellery"
Home Alone: "Story of a boy so annoying his parents abandon him every Xmas hoping somebody will kill him"
Twilight: "a love triangle between an eighteen year old girl, a hundred year old guy and a dog"
Narnia: "Kid comes out of the closet"
E.T. "Illegal immigrant chased by the Feds"
Titanic: "A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well."
Forrest Gump: "Drug addicted girl takes advantage of mentally challenged boy....for 3 decades"
Star Wars ep.1: "Teenager recruited to a terrorist organization destroys govt facility killing thousands."
Star Wars ep.2: "Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business "
Star Wars ep.3: "Man in mask tries to kill his kids. But man in flying saucer & his big teddy bear intervene. "
Captain America: "Guy on drugs wins the war by throwing a frisbee."
Avatar: "White ppl trying to colonize and steal resources from the native colored ppl."
Matrix: "A group of friends decides to spend less time online."
SpiderMan: "A young man forcibly binds other men and photographs them for money. "
Back to the Future: "A teenager tries to not f*ck his mom."
Sunt niste rezumate bestiale.
Empire Strikes Back: "talking frog convinces son to kill his dad" sau "Burn victim travels around looking for his estranged terrorist kids. "
Harry Potter: "Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy"
Lord of the Rings: "it takes 3 films for a bunch of tiny people to get rid of an unwanted piece of jewellery"
Home Alone: "Story of a boy so annoying his parents abandon him every Xmas hoping somebody will kill him"
Twilight: "a love triangle between an eighteen year old girl, a hundred year old guy and a dog"
Narnia: "Kid comes out of the closet"
E.T. "Illegal immigrant chased by the Feds"
Titanic: "A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well."
Forrest Gump: "Drug addicted girl takes advantage of mentally challenged boy....for 3 decades"
Star Wars ep.1: "Teenager recruited to a terrorist organization destroys govt facility killing thousands."
Star Wars ep.2: "Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business "
Star Wars ep.3: "Man in mask tries to kill his kids. But man in flying saucer & his big teddy bear intervene. "
Captain America: "Guy on drugs wins the war by throwing a frisbee."
Avatar: "White ppl trying to colonize and steal resources from the native colored ppl."
Matrix: "A group of friends decides to spend less time online."
SpiderMan: "A young man forcibly binds other men and photographs them for money. "
Back to the Future: "A teenager tries to not f*ck his mom."