Subpage under development, new version coming soon!
Subject: »CHESTII DRAGUTE
stiu ca e vechi...insa nu a fost postat cum trebuie
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking, he looks
to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't
remember asking her to cook my sock..."
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
'The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.'
:)))
to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't
remember asking her to cook my sock..."
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
'The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.'
:)))
cel mai smecher copil
nu ca zice de Dinamo, ci pur si simplu e super tare. asa cred ca am vrea sa avem toti cei pasionati de fenomen.
nu ca zice de Dinamo, ci pur si simplu e super tare. asa cred ca am vrea sa avem toti cei pasionati de fenomen.
Davi_T [del] to
f4n3
ahahahahaahahahahaha cel mai tareee =))) dc nici asta nu o sa va placa nu mai postez nimic :))
R@v7 to
Davi_T [del]
sa nu faceti ca el!pe strada ci doar in locuri special amenajate Please don't try it!
pe mine nu m-ar tine buzunarul la atatea mingii pierdute n-am una din aia misto daramite atatea...
pe mine nu m-ar tine buzunarul la atatea mingii pierdute n-am una din aia misto daramite atatea...
aolooo ce am ras, a dreaq cu pielea pe ea =)))