Subject: »CHESTII DRAGUTE

wai cat de tare e :)))))

Aveti grija unde parcati

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
And when they have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy..

So women .... Don't you's f*@#ing forget who the REAL boss is!

Un om intră într-o Florărie şi-i spune vânzătoarei:
-''Aş dori nişte flori, vă rog.''
- ''Desigur, domnule. Ce flori doriţi?''
- ''Nu sunt sigur.''
- ''Poate aş putea să vă ajut'', a sugerat vânzătoarea.''Ce-aţi făcut mai exact?''


Fiica mea mi-a spus că vrea să-şi facă o mulţime de piercing-uri, aşa că, pentru a economisi nişte bani, am pus-o să facă baie pisicii.

Banel si Cadu, mici copii pe langa tantalalu' asta..:))

Pestisorul de aur si rechinul

Întrebare: Ce iese daca imperechezi un pestisor fermecat cu un rechin?
Raspuns : Un rechin care-ti va indeplini ultimele trei dorinte :)

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bollocks again."


Victoria Beckham has announced she had an affair with Michael Jackson.
Jacko has denied the allegations as he claims he was in Brooklyn at the time.

How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn't have to do the bloke's future housework?


I've tried to help childless couples by making anonymous donations of my sperm.
However, I've now been told I should really be doing this through a clinic and not straight through their letterboxes.


A friend of mine tried to talk to me into going to a party tonight. "Come on," he said, "you might meet the woman of your dreams."
I said no. I'm not sure I want to be seen in public with that filthy slut.


A guy goes to his pharmacy and asks for a pack of Viagra.
"Do you have a prescription?" the pharmacist asks.
"No, but here's a picture of my wife," he replied.

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am ras cu lacrimi =)))))))))))))
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Super Wassup 2008
De ce sa nu bei apa la birou

220 asta e cumva site-ul tau sau cum de pui atatea linkuri?

Am impresia ca ai un interes sa il promovezi...:):D

Spermatozoizii isi fac un plan secret de atac. Seful lor le spune in soapta: - Baieti, uite cum facem... Voi o luati pe flancul stang, voi pe flancul drept, iar restul vin in spatele meu, in centru. Zis si facut. Alearga ei cat alearga, iar dupa un timp comandantul striga: - Stoooooop!!!! - Ce-i sefu?, ce-i? - Am fost dati in gat!

bestial, ce dor imi era de wassssssssssssssup ;))

Cine o vrea :)) ... sau o lasam lui marele boot kreator :)) el iubeste de astea =))

O discutie intre 2 copii in camera lor . Baietelul catre fetita: - Ce-i vei cere lui Mos Craciun anul acesta? F: O papusica Barbie , dar tu ? B: eu ii voi cere un Tampax F: Tampax ? Ce e asta ? B: ...habar n-am , dar zic astia la televizor ca daca-l folosesti poti merge la plaja in fiecare zi, sa mergi cu bicicleta , piscina, sa dansezi , sa alergi , sa faci o multime de lucruri ....fara ca nimeni sa-si dea seama !

Logan CPT la doar 70000 euro
Garcea din Italia are Lamborghini

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