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si sunt multe ... acolo la related =))) ucigasi

foarte faza cu put you hand up in the air :))

un fel de remi gaillard al nemtilor:))

neaaa... e departe de remi, astea sunt regizate si nu au haz

nu pot fi comparati =)) ...remy ...e remy

ce ma amuza expresia "remy...e remy" imi aduci aminte de hagi ca numai el dadea declaratii de genu " Steaua...e Steaua si tre sa o respectam" sau cutarescu ....e cutarescu, de parca Steaua poate sa fie rapid sau falticeni sau altcineva :). no offence doar ma amuza expresia

nici o problema ...si remy e amuzant :D :P ...iar alaturarea a doua cuvinte in acest mod este un procedeu cunoscut in limba romana (nu mai stiu cum se numeste exact) ...dar este folosit pentru a accentua afirmatia :)

nu esti funny :))))))))

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

=)) bun

cine vrea sa-mi vada echipa? :)))

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La scoala este inspectie. Inspectorul pune urmatoarea intrebare:
- Copii, ce faceti daca sunteti intr-o padure si vine ursul?
Bula ridica mana. Profesoara ingrozita, dar inspectorul deja a observat mana ridicata.
- Sa raspunda cel din ultima banca.
- Bula, raspunde frumos!
- Pai incep sa alerg catre un copac.
- Dupa aceea ce faci?
- Ma urc pe copac.
- Si daca ursul se urca si el pe copac?
- Ma sui pana in varful copacului.
Profesoarei nu-i vine sa creada ca pana acum Bula a raspuns asa frumos, ca nu a spus nici o prostie.
- Si daca ursul se suie si el pina in varful copacului?
- Sar din copac.
- Si daca sare si ursul?
- Alerg la un alt copac.
- Si daca alearga si ursul dupa tine?
- Ma urc in copac.
- Si daca se urca si el pe copac?
- Atunci ma sui pana in varful copacului
- Sar din copac.
- Si daca sare si ursul?
- Alerg la un alt copac.
- Si daca alearga si ursul dupa tine?
- Ma urc in copac.
- Si daca se urca si el pe copac?
- Atunci ma sui pana in varful copacului.
- Si daca se suie si el pana in varful copacului?
- Mai dute'n...., tu tii cu ursul?

berea a facut picioare :))

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e totusi o chestie draguta :))
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