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super tare interpretul...mai are o melodie superba da imi scapa numele
Da, atat melodia e super cat si videoclipul. Si sa mor daca nu ma regasesc in aproape toate pozele / versurile : fata pana la 10 cand ne baga in casa, capra, tara tara vrem ostasi, 5 insi cate 10 mii ca sa luam o minge de plastic, suc tek la sticla de 2 litri, baga oarba in scara blocului, pescuti de broaste / pesti, cazemate si batai in zapada, focuri de "tabara", felicitari trimise acasa, cand eram in excursie si care ajungeam dupa ce ajungeam noi, taca pe surprize, n*etc ... nici nu se compara copilaria de acum 10 -15 ani cu ce au cei din ziua de astazi.
si eu am prins majoritatea din ce zice .. si lapte gros si tottotot :P inclusiv cu mingea!! deci aia cu mingea se potriveste extrem :)
..aia cu vecina care vrea sa-ti taie mingea cu toporul , ca i-ai stricat gradina...( ghinionul ei )
...vecina era "lunetist" si gardul era super inalt ...nu era problema , puneam bani si luam alta ( 35 lei )
si-aveam in picioare bashketzi dintr-aia pana peste oul piciorului, si cu botul din cauciuc. de multe ori se ducea draq botul, si jucai cu degetele pe-afar'..
la noi se ducea mingea in gradina la unu care ne baga furca in minge :(( , apoi apoi :D
Trei barbati se lauda cu darurile pentru sotii.
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in 6 secunde: un Porsche.
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in 4 secunde: un Ferrari.
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in mai putin de o secunda.
- Nu exista ceva atat de rapid.
- Ba da, i-am luat un cantar ...
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in 6 secunde: un Porsche.
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in 4 secunde: un Ferrari.
- Eu i-am luat ceva ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in mai putin de o secunda.
- Nu exista ceva atat de rapid.
- Ba da, i-am luat un cantar ...
THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning,
Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His m om replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning,
Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His m om replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.
mai mai...toti sar in capul saracului om de acum :)