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Vine sotzul fericit acasa :
Nevastaaa , fa-ti bagajele ca am castigat un milion de dolari la loterie!
Nevasta, fericita, zice: - Ce bagaje , de munte sau de mare?
Sotzul raspunde: - Ma doare undeva, dispari odata !
Nevastaaa , fa-ti bagajele ca am castigat un milion de dolari la loterie!
Nevasta, fericita, zice: - Ce bagaje , de munte sau de mare?
Sotzul raspunde: - Ma doare undeva, dispari odata !
Dialog la Oficiul pentru Plasarea Fortei de munca. - Buna ziua, vreau si eu un loc de munca. - Avem ceva foarte bine platit, dar e mult de lucru. - Nu, multumesc. Daca am bani, ii dau pe bautura. - Atunci, avem un loc in care nu prea aveti de munca, dar e prost platit. - Nu, pentru ca, daca am timp, fac rost de bani si ii dau pe bautura. Nu aveti ceva unde sa muncesc toata ziua si sa fiu prost platit ? - Imi pare rau, dar nu aveti studii superioare
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Un post al unui candidat din liga a IV a din Estonia , ce doreste a prelua nationala Camerunului ....:))))))))))
Zorro către Toţi
hello people.
My biggest wish is to lead ee.. hmm.. Camerun NT. I`m very experienced in life, I have been stabed and yes even beaten to coma. and I believe those experiences have made me very genious, because I know what enemy thinks. and that makes me a very good tactician. dont look at my team success, there isn`t nothing to look beacause I decided 2 seasons ago to start training young Nt prospects so the league results were quite shit, also I have been very drunk practicly every saturday, so making a well-working tactic have been a bit failure,(but I´m never drunk or high on fridays and saturday mornings, so at this time I´m able to make unbelievably brilliant tacticks, for Cameroun NT), but yet my main goal at the moment is to win Estonian Meistriliiga next season. I think my team has very high morale at the moment so I believe Fc räimed tomatis could even beat poland national team,... and borkos007,... and yes even Vilpu.
keep it real, Zorro.
aa, si asta, tot de la el:
Comunicat de presă: I`m totally retarded. thanks.
:)))
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Zorro către Toţi
hello people.
My biggest wish is to lead ee.. hmm.. Camerun NT. I`m very experienced in life, I have been stabed and yes even beaten to coma. and I believe those experiences have made me very genious, because I know what enemy thinks. and that makes me a very good tactician. dont look at my team success, there isn`t nothing to look beacause I decided 2 seasons ago to start training young Nt prospects so the league results were quite shit, also I have been very drunk practicly every saturday, so making a well-working tactic have been a bit failure,(but I´m never drunk or high on fridays and saturday mornings, so at this time I´m able to make unbelievably brilliant tacticks, for Cameroun NT), but yet my main goal at the moment is to win Estonian Meistriliiga next season. I think my team has very high morale at the moment so I believe Fc räimed tomatis could even beat poland national team,... and borkos007,... and yes even Vilpu.
keep it real, Zorro.
aa, si asta, tot de la el:
Comunicat de presă: I`m totally retarded. thanks.
:)))
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un tip complet, care aplica in sokker propria experienta de viata, un tip dedicat echipei nationale a camerulnului pentru care ar putea sa faca efortul sa nu bea vineri si sambata dimineata pentru a pregati tactici deosebite.
Un exemplu pentru noi toti cei care jucam sokker, de ASA NU.
Un exemplu pentru noi toti cei care jucam sokker, de ASA NU.
but I´m never drunk or high
uitasi sa mentionezi ca nici nu se drogheaza in perioada asta cand nu bea.:)))
uitasi sa mentionezi ca nici nu se drogheaza in perioada asta cand nu bea.:)))
da' e din estonia tipu. k ma gandeam cat de ametit sa fie dc e din finlanda si zice ca vrea sa castige prima liga din estonia :))
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la camerun :)))
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la camerun :)))