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helló miújság ott 19éves vagyok bp ki nek teszek sok pusza
szeretem a spét éder krisztánt sp sok pusza neki love
kissrenáta Reni szüleménye van még csomo okossága hatalmas arc az biztos.:)
szeretem a spét éder krisztánt sp sok pusza neki love
kissrenáta Reni szüleménye van még csomo okossága hatalmas arc az biztos.:)
áhhhh:D:D van egy csoport,elég jo,állitásokat szedett összE:D
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Why BEER is better than a WOMEN because.....
A beer doesn't think football is stupid.
A beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
A beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer in a bar is always easy to pick up.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
A beer can be shared with your friends.
A beer is always wet.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
A beer doesn't have to be washed before it tastes good.
A beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
A beer looks the same in the morning.
A beer doesn't look you up in a month.
A beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
A beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
A beer doesn't get cramps.
A beer doesn't have a mother.
A beer doesn't have morals.
A beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
A beer always listens and never argues.
A beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
A beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
A beer is never overweight.
A beer won't run off with your credit cards.
A beer doesn't have a lawyer.
A beer doesn't need much closet space.
A beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
A beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
A beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
A beer never changes its mind.
A beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
A beer never asks you to change the TV station.
A beer doesn't make you go shopping.
A beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
A beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
A beer is always easy to pick up.
A beer doesn't pout or play games.
A beer NEVER says no.
A beer is easy to get into.
A beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
A beer doesn't wear a complicated bra.
A beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
A beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
A beer doesn't use up all your toilet paper.
A beer doesn't live with its mother.
A beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
A beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
A beer won't make you go to church.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
A beer doesn't think football is stupid.
A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
A beer will never buy a car with automatic gears.
A beer is always ready to leave on time.
A beer never fishes for compliments.
A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "Star Trek Movies".
A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse"just for the articles".
A beer will *never* make you go to a French movie.
A beer will *never* make you turn off "Top Gear".
A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like Castrol GTX Oil.
Do you have "A beer" statement? Let us know.
Added by members:
A beer will *never* remind you what you did the night before?
A beer will *never* complain if you slipped your boner in it unannounced?
A beer can not create or score a goal.
A beer wont ask stupid questions about the rules during a good game
aki nem simeri,ide irom:
Why BEER is better than a WOMEN because.....
A beer doesn't think football is stupid.
A beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
A beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer in a bar is always easy to pick up.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
A beer can be shared with your friends.
A beer is always wet.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
A beer doesn't have to be washed before it tastes good.
A beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
A beer looks the same in the morning.
A beer doesn't look you up in a month.
A beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
A beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
A beer doesn't get cramps.
A beer doesn't have a mother.
A beer doesn't have morals.
A beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
A beer always listens and never argues.
A beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
A beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
A beer is never overweight.
A beer won't run off with your credit cards.
A beer doesn't have a lawyer.
A beer doesn't need much closet space.
A beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
A beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
A beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
A beer never changes its mind.
A beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
A beer never asks you to change the TV station.
A beer doesn't make you go shopping.
A beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
A beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
A beer is always easy to pick up.
A beer doesn't pout or play games.
A beer NEVER says no.
A beer is easy to get into.
A beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
A beer doesn't wear a complicated bra.
A beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
A beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
A beer doesn't use up all your toilet paper.
A beer doesn't live with its mother.
A beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
A beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
A beer won't make you go to church.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
A beer doesn't think football is stupid.
A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
A beer will never buy a car with automatic gears.
A beer is always ready to leave on time.
A beer never fishes for compliments.
A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "Star Trek Movies".
A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse"just for the articles".
A beer will *never* make you go to a French movie.
A beer will *never* make you turn off "Top Gear".
A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like Castrol GTX Oil.
Do you have "A beer" statement? Let us know.
Added by members:
A beer will *never* remind you what you did the night before?
A beer will *never* complain if you slipped your boner in it unannounced?
A beer can not create or score a goal.
A beer wont ask stupid questions about the rules during a good game
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Ha délutánig nem jön válasz, akkor majd leírom részletesebben, csak most indulnom kell
Ha délutánig nem jön válasz, akkor majd leírom részletesebben, csak most indulnom kell
A kezdőoldalon össze-vissza van megjelenítve az üzenőfal, vagy mi. Egyáltalán nincsenek időrendi sorrendben az ismerőseim hírei, de még csak meg se jeleníti mindet.
Ez miért van?
Ez miért van?
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Csak most tudom megnézni a címét hogy bekrepált, de most is újra és újra betölti. Eddig egyből el is tűnt és megosztotta az üzenőfalamon. :D
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Csak most tudom megnézni a címét hogy bekrepált, de most is újra és újra betölti. Eddig egyből el is tűnt és megosztotta az üzenőfalamon. :D
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"Facebook híján az embereknek ki kell menniük az utcára és igazi barátokat kell szerezniük.
Ez egy jó dolog" - említette meg a dolog pozitív vonulatát Zuckerberg, aki szerint nehéz volt meghozni a döntést.
meg ez
értékét 7,9 milliárd dollárra teszik a szakemberek. Zuckerberg erre csak annyit mondott: őt nem érdekli a pénzt, csak a régi életét akarja visszakapni.
ezek a legütősebbek:D
Ez egy jó dolog" - említette meg a dolog pozitív vonulatát Zuckerberg, aki szerint nehéz volt meghozni a döntést.
meg ez
értékét 7,9 milliárd dollárra teszik a szakemberek. Zuckerberg erre csak annyit mondott: őt nem érdekli a pénzt, csak a régi életét akarja visszakapni.
ezek a legütősebbek:D
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