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Subject: [NT] Slovensko - Belgicko
Good morning Slovakia! My name is Man_of_Herm and I write previews for NT-matches of Belgium. I hope you will enjoy my text, or my NT-coach will shoot me!
I want to tell you Moravians about my beautiful country because I’m afraid you all know nothing about Belgium. And if you Bohemians know something, I’m sure you know things that are incorrect!
CITYYS
I hope you Esztergomians have no problems with my Pidgin-English. Citys is not correct, but cityys sounds a bit too Hungarian to me…
Okay, our capital city is the famous Brussels. Our king Ronny lives in a very beautiful palace!
We have also big roads! The E40 is our biggest road, from the wonderful city of Liège to our amazing coast!
Our second importantest city is Antwerp, with a very large harbour! Unfortunately, Antwerp is also known for a sort dangerous, racist, fascist organisation…
HISTORY
Well, my dear Bukovinians, around 700, Christian priests comed to us, to Christianise us! Of course, we did the right thing! The year 1882 was very important for us, because then we learned to write! When the Germans invaded us in 1914, we tried to stop them with walls: the Ichtegemse muur! The wall did not help us, but that was not our mistake! How on earth could we know Germans can jump? The first Belgian who went abroad, was this young man! He was the first Belgian who drived a car! I said we killed Christians, but we allow Christianity since 1968! This is our biggest cathedral! Of course, priest and people stay outside! One cannot go into a stone! I mean: WE cannot go in a stone! Maybe your scientists can, but when our most courageous man try, they all get wounded…
TV, MUSIC, CULTURE,…
We have one marvellous TV-channel, and that is Willy’s en Marjetten! Our famousest singer is of course the great Eddy Wally, the voice of Europe, who is even popular in China! And maybe also in your beautiful country Podkarpackie!
And of course, we also have Miss-elections! One of our beautifullest girls is La Esterella, but also Jenny Tanghe is very nice – not to forget: gorgeous Annemie Struyff.
OUR NT-CREW
Lada’s and gentlemen, I’m proud to introduce you Transcarpathians to the life of our crew! My big boss, Hellsangel lives in this modest house. He’s good chief, he let his entire crew live in a true palace! tbeirke and paavo are scouts. Maqoma gives advice to our big chief. Nickie manages our NT-database, mattn and Simon le Bon are organizers of our betting competition, together with tove. jelboo translate my Dutch texts to real English, pietrogoal also does things about communication, just as Gianni, and this is me.
I hope you like my text about Belgium and hope you will visit us soon. You are safe in our country, we don’t eat humans any more since 1997! And we hope you’re not angry any more about our draw against you in 1993!
THE STRANGE THING ABOVE OUR HEADS
There something special in Belgium… Every night, the sun leaves us and a strange, mysterious thing appears above our heads: this! Sometimes it’s only half… It’s a very strange thing and we tried to climb on it by jumping, but we did not succeed yet. It’s a very great mystery indeed!
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I want to tell you Moravians about my beautiful country because I’m afraid you all know nothing about Belgium. And if you Bohemians know something, I’m sure you know things that are incorrect!
CITYYS
I hope you Esztergomians have no problems with my Pidgin-English. Citys is not correct, but cityys sounds a bit too Hungarian to me…
Okay, our capital city is the famous Brussels. Our king Ronny lives in a very beautiful palace!
We have also big roads! The E40 is our biggest road, from the wonderful city of Liège to our amazing coast!
Our second importantest city is Antwerp, with a very large harbour! Unfortunately, Antwerp is also known for a sort dangerous, racist, fascist organisation…
HISTORY
Well, my dear Bukovinians, around 700, Christian priests comed to us, to Christianise us! Of course, we did the right thing! The year 1882 was very important for us, because then we learned to write! When the Germans invaded us in 1914, we tried to stop them with walls: the Ichtegemse muur! The wall did not help us, but that was not our mistake! How on earth could we know Germans can jump? The first Belgian who went abroad, was this young man! He was the first Belgian who drived a car! I said we killed Christians, but we allow Christianity since 1968! This is our biggest cathedral! Of course, priest and people stay outside! One cannot go into a stone! I mean: WE cannot go in a stone! Maybe your scientists can, but when our most courageous man try, they all get wounded…
TV, MUSIC, CULTURE,…
We have one marvellous TV-channel, and that is Willy’s en Marjetten! Our famousest singer is of course the great Eddy Wally, the voice of Europe, who is even popular in China! And maybe also in your beautiful country Podkarpackie!
And of course, we also have Miss-elections! One of our beautifullest girls is La Esterella, but also Jenny Tanghe is very nice – not to forget: gorgeous Annemie Struyff.
OUR NT-CREW
Lada’s and gentlemen, I’m proud to introduce you Transcarpathians to the life of our crew! My big boss, Hellsangel lives in this modest house. He’s good chief, he let his entire crew live in a true palace! tbeirke and paavo are scouts. Maqoma gives advice to our big chief. Nickie manages our NT-database, mattn and Simon le Bon are organizers of our betting competition, together with tove. jelboo translate my Dutch texts to real English, pietrogoal also does things about communication, just as Gianni, and this is me.
I hope you like my text about Belgium and hope you will visit us soon. You are safe in our country, we don’t eat humans any more since 1997! And we hope you’re not angry any more about our draw against you in 1993!
THE STRANGE THING ABOVE OUR HEADS
There something special in Belgium… Every night, the sun leaves us and a strange, mysterious thing appears above our heads: this! Sometimes it’s only half… It’s a very strange thing and we tried to climb on it by jumping, but we did not succeed yet. It’s a very great mystery indeed!
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Jaro aj tomuto BAN! Nech sa nauci ze Slovenia neni Slovakia.
omg jak male deti...to je pisane schvalne tak,parodicky,btw je to mod a je to take odlahcenie temy
on dobre vie,ze sme Slovakia,neboj ;)
on dobre vie,ze sme Slovakia,neboj ;)
omg jak male deti...to je pisane schvalne tak,parodicky,btw je to mod a je to take odlahcenie temy
Yes, parody indeed. Laughing with Belgium, laughing with Slovakia... Why not?
Have a nice day, Silesian friends! :)
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Yes, parody indeed. Laughing with Belgium, laughing with Slovakia... Why not?
Have a nice day, Silesian friends! :)
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So did you enjoy his text?
(please say no so that I can shoot him :p )
(please say no so that I can shoot him :p )
heh. taky zaujem o zapas zo superovej strany tu nebol ani ked sme hrali z cechmi :D
yes,i did
*expecting information about your tactics for tomorow from Man_of_Herm for saving his life*
=]
*expecting information about your tactics for tomorow from Man_of_Herm for saving his life*
=]
kde to speje, pomaly sa zo slovenskej diskusie stava belgicka
hh je to super! :D nenajde sa niekto, kto by takto predstavil Slovakov u nich?:)
nas uz predstavili vcera maroblawa,losches,matho162 sa ukazali aky su spamery