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je doma, dali jej strojcek na spodné zuby a moc ju to bolí, tak asi nespala
Hmm Ipčky vás viac zaujímajú ako ujčok za zvieratká prezlečený!!
Dnes som sa nudil tak som sa kus vyzabával..
http://www.youtube.com/v/evx2UlnHZIw
Čo nato poviete? :P
http://www.youtube.com/v/evx2UlnHZIw
Čo nato poviete? :P
chýba tomu niečo :( ..najbližšie sa zamerám na Údolie tieňov :D
co ja viem tak asi by si ziadnu cenu tym nevyhral:P ale nie co ja viem toto ma nejak extra nenadchlo, ale, ze si to ty tak sa to da;)
A chicken and a horse are very good friends. They are playing all day outside in the field. While they're playing, the horse suddenly trips and falls into a mudpool.
The horse couldn't climb out on his own, so he asks the chicken for help. The chicken wasn't strong enough to help the horse out, but she had an idea. She went to the nearest farm and stole the BMW of the farmer. She took a robe and attached it to the car. She gave the other side of the robe to the horse and so they fixed it to get the horse out of the mudpool.
They were very happy that the horse was rescued and the continued playing... but suddenly the chicken felt into the mudpool. The horse said: omg i don't fit into the BMW, what am i going to do?
Then the horse had a brilliant idea. He placed his feet at both sides of the mudpool and letted down his enormous dick. The chicken held on to the dick and climbed out of the mudpool.
Moral of the story: If you have a dick like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
The horse couldn't climb out on his own, so he asks the chicken for help. The chicken wasn't strong enough to help the horse out, but she had an idea. She went to the nearest farm and stole the BMW of the farmer. She took a robe and attached it to the car. She gave the other side of the robe to the horse and so they fixed it to get the horse out of the mudpool.
They were very happy that the horse was rescued and the continued playing... but suddenly the chicken felt into the mudpool. The horse said: omg i don't fit into the BMW, what am i going to do?
Then the horse had a brilliant idea. He placed his feet at both sides of the mudpool and letted down his enormous dick. The chicken held on to the dick and climbed out of the mudpool.
Moral of the story: If you have a dick like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
:D:D ja že ten kôň dostane erekciu ako tá sliepka bude liezť von z toho blata, ale aj tak dobré ponaučenie :D