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Subject: Russian Language
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Ну вот,моя субъективная сатирическая критика по поводу переводов))Все что курсивом - это мои комменты))
1)Malafejau захватывает мяч.
с требованием денежного выкупа.
2)Ассистент тренера показывает угловой.
да уж действительно ассистент тренера вам и не такое покажет...
3)Andennatt получает угловой удар.
по почкам!
4)Saldatsenka удивительным образом меняет траекторию мяча.
Трах-тарарах-тебидох-крибле-крабли-бумс,мячик лети обратно!
5)Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу...
ну тут понятно - обычная очепятка "с" и "и"
6)Удар по воротам. Saldatsenka четко отфутболивает мяч.
главное,что все четко было:пацан сказал - пацан сделал.
7)Andennatt делает фильтрующую передачу.
Чиста конкретно фильтрует братишка и базар и передачки,малацца!
8)Появляется Halamka, у которого некоторые проблемы с контролем мяча.
Незнаю как вам,а мне представляется очень нелепая и печальная картина...
9)Zajac безнадежно пытается ухватить мяч.
Ну ногами действитиельно трудно ухватить мяч,не только трудно,но и глупо,а вот другое дело руками,но в таком случае смотрите комментарии к 8 пункту.
10)Lima подходит к мячу.
Да,футбол,интеллектуальная игра,спешить некуда,можно во время матча походить,подумать,например как лучше подойти к мячу...
11)Травмированные игрок, Buřič, быстро встает на ноги. Он прекрасно выглядит!
Мало того что он травмированнЫЕ,так еще и симулянтом оказался по-видимому....а так ваще выглядет прекрасно,симпатяшка! ;)
12)Krezus успевает первым добраться до мяча. Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу... Вратарь бьет по отскочившему мячу. Растяпа!
Кто?Это из разряда:Петя попросил папу купить ему осла,чтобы он на нем ездил.
13)Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу... Вратарь делает огромную ошибку, пропуская простой мяч.
....ИИииии??А где же логичное завершение??Где ГОЛ???Так и знал,что судьи куплены!
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1)Malafejau захватывает мяч.
с требованием денежного выкупа.
2)Ассистент тренера показывает угловой.
да уж действительно ассистент тренера вам и не такое покажет...
3)Andennatt получает угловой удар.
по почкам!
4)Saldatsenka удивительным образом меняет траекторию мяча.
Трах-тарарах-тебидох-крибле-крабли-бумс,мячик лети обратно!
5)Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу...
ну тут понятно - обычная очепятка "с" и "и"
6)Удар по воротам. Saldatsenka четко отфутболивает мяч.
главное,что все четко было:пацан сказал - пацан сделал.
7)Andennatt делает фильтрующую передачу.
Чиста конкретно фильтрует братишка и базар и передачки,малацца!
8)Появляется Halamka, у которого некоторые проблемы с контролем мяча.
Незнаю как вам,а мне представляется очень нелепая и печальная картина...
9)Zajac безнадежно пытается ухватить мяч.
Ну ногами действитиельно трудно ухватить мяч,не только трудно,но и глупо,а вот другое дело руками,но в таком случае смотрите комментарии к 8 пункту.
10)Lima подходит к мячу.
Да,футбол,интеллектуальная игра,спешить некуда,можно во время матча походить,подумать,например как лучше подойти к мячу...
11)Травмированные игрок, Buřič, быстро встает на ноги. Он прекрасно выглядит!
Мало того что он травмированнЫЕ,так еще и симулянтом оказался по-видимому....а так ваще выглядет прекрасно,симпатяшка! ;)
12)Krezus успевает первым добраться до мяча. Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу... Вратарь бьет по отскочившему мячу. Растяпа!
Кто?Это из разряда:Петя попросил папу купить ему осла,чтобы он на нем ездил.
13)Krezus поворачивается с бьет по мячу... Вратарь делает огромную ошибку, пропуская простой мяч.
....ИИииии??А где же логичное завершение??Где ГОЛ???Так и знал,что судьи куплены!
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А у меня чето не получается увидить русский сначоло есть после пароля изчезает..кеш удалял..фигня какая-то..вроде кто сталкивался с этим уже че делавть то
вот фантастика только написал вышел и вошел и все получилось чудеса блин...
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вот фантастика только написал вышел и вошел и все получилось чудеса блин...
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в настройках профиля своего смени язык на русский
Hi guys, can you translate it to russian?
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Forum Rules
1. It is forbidden to use insulting or vulgar language:
-It is forbidden to threaten, insult or tease other users
-It is forbidden to use bad or vulgar language.
-This includes masking any of the above (ie using replacement characters instead of a few of the characters or using obvious misspellings to represent a curse word).
2. It is forbidden to produce spam in forum threads, guestbook posts and SK-mails.
The following examples (and not limited to) will be treated as spam:
-bumping a thread without any real need (many transfer forums have their own bumping rules)
-using meaningless thread titles
-creating multiple similar threads
-creating new threads for the same subject as existing ones
-writing overly off-topic posts
-overusing capital letters in titles of threads or in posts
-using enlarged font, colors or other special characters without any purpose
-breaking individual transfer forum rules (ie posting a player not native to that country in a closed transfer forum, all closed forums or transfer forums with rules will have a rule thread in capital letters in them (usually on the first page, but may be 2 or 3 pages away)
3. It is forbidden to advertise players by sk-mails or in guestbooks, unless responding to a request from a user.
- Responding with adverts for players that strongly diverge from requested is not allowed.
- Advertising through other means, sending junk-mail to any user or inducing voters during the elections shall also be punished.
4. You must not impersonate a member of the Sokker staff or another user of Sokker.
5. It is strongly forbidden to present illegal materials or materials that may be breaking the law.
- Presenting pornography, racist or fascist contents, links to illegal software or cracks to licensed products will be punished.
- This includes requesting, as well as posting, anything illegal.
6. Public protests to moderators or administrators punishment decisions must not be made.
- Any person disagreeing with one moderator’s or administrator’s decision is allowed to contact with another moderator or administrator to clarify the situation. The outcome of this appeal (which may result in the change of the punishment) will be unquestionable and final.
7. Suspect and over priced transfers should not be discussed in the forum. Instead, click transfer on the player, then dubious and fill out the form with the reason why you believe the transfer to be unjust in the text box.
8. For anything which breaks any of the above rules, a member of staff may either remove it themselves or request that it is removed (for example, as a guest book post, or news item). Failure to do so could result in some form of punishment (forum ban or financial fine).
9. It is the moderator’s and administrator’s duty to enforce the rules at their discretion.
- All cases will be dealt with individually.
These rules are general guidelines for administrators and moderators. All penalties may be increased or decreased, according to the severity of the crime committed.
- Administrator or moderator may take into account the seniority of the wrongdoer before making his decision
- Repeated breaking of the rules may lead to increased forum bans, additional financial fines or even the blocking of your account.
- all users are expected to adhere to their punishment. Circumventing it (ie using a friend's account or getting someone to post on your behalf) may lead to further punishment.
- Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse for breaking them.
- The staff reserve the right to modify the Rules at any time, when this is done, users will be notified of the changes.
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Transfer adverts
To clear up any confusion, we are clarifying rules on posting transfer adverts. Currently transfer forums fall into two main groupings – open forums and closed forums.
An open forum is the default setting for a country. This allows any posts as long as they meet the standard forum rules. Eesti & Polska have a few minor rules for posting which can be checked out in their forums, but basically operate as an open forum.
In closed forums users may only post transfers adverts in the transfer forum if you meet one of the following criteria:
* Transfer adverts for players of that country’s nationality wherever they may play
* Transfer adverts for any players from users from that country.
* Player requests or valuations by users from that country
From now on users from countries with closed forums are also not allowed to post in transfer forums of other nations (be they open or closed. An exception is made if you only if you are posting players of the same nationality as the transfer forum you are advertising on.
For a complete up to date list of the closed transfer forums see this topic here.
Any other posts will be closed and/or deleted and users making these posts risk a 2 day forum ban, and as always, the moderators decision is final. A copy of this post is viewable in your forum FAQ & will be kept up to date with any changes.
All users may freely post all transfers in the following location: Here
Thanks very much, the staff
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FAQ
Forum Code etc
Bold text:
[ b]BOLD[/b]
Italics:
[ i]Italics[/i]
Underline:
[ u]Underline[/u]
Links:
[ url]http://www.sokker.org[/url]
Text links:
[ url=]Sokker [/url]
Sokker
Email address:
[ email]123@jikjhd.com [/email]
Email address text link:
[ email=123@jdsfj.com]Email address[/email]
Colour text (change colour to what you need - no idea on how many colours there are though:
[ color=red]RED [/color]
Colours include red, orange, yellow, lightgreen, green, cyan, blue, darkblue, purple, magenta, pink, darkgray, gray, black and white!
Links to players:
[ pid]239344[/pid]
Link to team:
[ tid]1000[/tid]
link to match:
[ mid]1290831[/mid]
Note that spaces MUST be removed that have been put after the square bracket for demonstation purposes.
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Sokker Staff
For a full update on all of the Sokker creators, admins and moderators, click the following link: here.
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Forum Rules
1. It is forbidden to use insulting or vulgar language:
-It is forbidden to threaten, insult or tease other users
-It is forbidden to use bad or vulgar language.
-This includes masking any of the above (ie using replacement characters instead of a few of the characters or using obvious misspellings to represent a curse word).
2. It is forbidden to produce spam in forum threads, guestbook posts and SK-mails.
The following examples (and not limited to) will be treated as spam:
-bumping a thread without any real need (many transfer forums have their own bumping rules)
-using meaningless thread titles
-creating multiple similar threads
-creating new threads for the same subject as existing ones
-writing overly off-topic posts
-overusing capital letters in titles of threads or in posts
-using enlarged font, colors or other special characters without any purpose
-breaking individual transfer forum rules (ie posting a player not native to that country in a closed transfer forum, all closed forums or transfer forums with rules will have a rule thread in capital letters in them (usually on the first page, but may be 2 or 3 pages away)
3. It is forbidden to advertise players by sk-mails or in guestbooks, unless responding to a request from a user.
- Responding with adverts for players that strongly diverge from requested is not allowed.
- Advertising through other means, sending junk-mail to any user or inducing voters during the elections shall also be punished.
4. You must not impersonate a member of the Sokker staff or another user of Sokker.
5. It is strongly forbidden to present illegal materials or materials that may be breaking the law.
- Presenting pornography, racist or fascist contents, links to illegal software or cracks to licensed products will be punished.
- This includes requesting, as well as posting, anything illegal.
6. Public protests to moderators or administrators punishment decisions must not be made.
- Any person disagreeing with one moderator’s or administrator’s decision is allowed to contact with another moderator or administrator to clarify the situation. The outcome of this appeal (which may result in the change of the punishment) will be unquestionable and final.
7. Suspect and over priced transfers should not be discussed in the forum. Instead, click transfer on the player, then dubious and fill out the form with the reason why you believe the transfer to be unjust in the text box.
8. For anything which breaks any of the above rules, a member of staff may either remove it themselves or request that it is removed (for example, as a guest book post, or news item). Failure to do so could result in some form of punishment (forum ban or financial fine).
9. It is the moderator’s and administrator’s duty to enforce the rules at their discretion.
- All cases will be dealt with individually.
These rules are general guidelines for administrators and moderators. All penalties may be increased or decreased, according to the severity of the crime committed.
- Administrator or moderator may take into account the seniority of the wrongdoer before making his decision
- Repeated breaking of the rules may lead to increased forum bans, additional financial fines or even the blocking of your account.
- all users are expected to adhere to their punishment. Circumventing it (ie using a friend's account or getting someone to post on your behalf) may lead to further punishment.
- Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse for breaking them.
- The staff reserve the right to modify the Rules at any time, when this is done, users will be notified of the changes.
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Transfer adverts
To clear up any confusion, we are clarifying rules on posting transfer adverts. Currently transfer forums fall into two main groupings – open forums and closed forums.
An open forum is the default setting for a country. This allows any posts as long as they meet the standard forum rules. Eesti & Polska have a few minor rules for posting which can be checked out in their forums, but basically operate as an open forum.
In closed forums users may only post transfers adverts in the transfer forum if you meet one of the following criteria:
* Transfer adverts for players of that country’s nationality wherever they may play
* Transfer adverts for any players from users from that country.
* Player requests or valuations by users from that country
From now on users from countries with closed forums are also not allowed to post in transfer forums of other nations (be they open or closed. An exception is made if you only if you are posting players of the same nationality as the transfer forum you are advertising on.
For a complete up to date list of the closed transfer forums see this topic here.
Any other posts will be closed and/or deleted and users making these posts risk a 2 day forum ban, and as always, the moderators decision is final. A copy of this post is viewable in your forum FAQ & will be kept up to date with any changes.
All users may freely post all transfers in the following location: Here
Thanks very much, the staff
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FAQ
Forum Code etc
Bold text:
[ b]BOLD[/b]
Italics:
[ i]Italics[/i]
Underline:
[ u]Underline[/u]
Links:
[ url]http://www.sokker.org[/url]
Text links:
[ url=]Sokker [/url]
Sokker
Email address:
[ email]123@jikjhd.com [/email]
Email address text link:
[ email=123@jdsfj.com]Email address[/email]
Colour text (change colour to what you need - no idea on how many colours there are though:
[ color=red]RED [/color]
Colours include red, orange, yellow, lightgreen, green, cyan, blue, darkblue, purple, magenta, pink, darkgray, gray, black and white!
Links to players:
[ pid]239344[/pid]
Link to team:
[ tid]1000[/tid]
link to match:
[ mid]1290831[/mid]
Note that spaces MUST be removed that have been put after the square bracket for demonstation purposes.
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Sokker Staff
For a full update on all of the Sokker creators, admins and moderators, click the following link: here.
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