Subject: אילו הייתי שחקן סוקר

shmulik, age: 42
value: אשתי תמכור אותי בשקל ₪, wage:מינימוםclub: lost atlantis, country: ישראל
-ירוד form, אפס tactical discipline
bookings: injury all the time

על הפנים stamina, hopeless keeper
hopeless pace, hopeless defender
hopeless technique, hopeless playmaker
weak passing, hopeless striker

mehalek kadurim ve maim = divine
Statistics:
Official matches: 0
Goals in official matches: 0
Assists in official matches: 0

עוד פעם אני מקפיץ נושא ישן..

chen, age: 12
value: 1 ₪, wage:1000000000000000 ₪
club: macabi ariel, country: israel
form-tragic, tactical discipline-tragic


tragic stamina, tragic keeper
tragic pace, tragic defender
tragic technique, tragic playmaker
tragic passing, tragic striker

אני נמכר בכמה עשרות אלפי שקלים אם הייה בן 16
אז בגלל שאני בן 12..

בגיל 12 היית נמכר במיליונים

:)

doron shitrit, age: 23
value:בערך חמישה שקלים ? wage: מה שיתנו אני אקח
club: אברבנל, country: Israel
tragic form, adequate tactical discipline
bookings: מרצה עונש מאסר ע"ת

weak stamina, hopless keeper
good pace, very good defender
hopless technique, weak playmaker
good passing, weak striker

Eliran Oved, age: 24
value: 222 222 ₪, wage: 6 500 ₪
club: Maccabi Amka, country: Israel
poor form, solid tactical discipline


average stamina, average keeper
adequate pace, solid defender
week technique, average playmaker
adequate passing, average striker

אני יודע, במושגי סוקר, אני מבוזבז וגרוע... :X

niv madmon, age: 13
value: 350,000 ₪, wage: 100,000₪
club: niv131, country: Israel
good form


good stamina, very good keeper
weak pace, good defender
silid technique, week playmaker
ecxellent passing, average striker

Eddie, age: 19
value: 6 559 999 ₪, wage: 89 500 ₪
club: AfterShock Club, country: Israel
hopeless form, (injured for 1223432 days)
bookings:

tragic stamina, tragic keeper
formidable pace, poor defender
incredible technique, excellent playmaker
solid passing, magical striker
(edited)

Eduardo Siegelwachs, age: 29
value: according to the steak prices , wage: 3 steaks, 1 beer, 1 pack of cigarrettes per day
club: Desfalcados, country: Israel
formidable form,
bookings: BANNED FROM ALL FIELDS BECAUSE OF FIERCE TACKLING AND WAY TOO MUCH CURSING IN SPANISH

excellent stamina, below tragic keeper
unearthly pace, outstanding defender
very good technique, excellent playmaker
excellent passing, solid striker
I am playing now for Hansa 07 in Kreisliga of germany though... i am not sure if i would get the pass to my team...

התכונות שלי התעדכנו אחרי המפגש:

Sharon Ha'Aviron, age: 24
value: 1.90 ₪, wage: 650 ₪
club: MISKENIM, country: Israel
tragic form, divine tactical discipline

tragic stamina, weak keeper
hopeless pace, hopeless defender
hopeless technique, poor playmaker
poor passing, Unearthly striker

חיחי..

OR ROZEN, age: 17
value: 3 769 498 ₪, wage: 1000000 ₪
club: maccabi O R, country: Israel
divine form, outstanding tactical discipline
bookings:

formidable stamina, hopeless keeper
formidable pace, very good defender
very good technique, weak playmaker
poor passing, magical striker
(edited)

When I was young.......

Guy Fink, age: 19
value: 7 999 999 ₪, wage:123 500 ₪
club: Hapoel Kfar Sava country: Israel
magical form, unearty tactical descipline
bookings: every second week

excellent stamina, good keeper
excellent pace, magical defender
very good technique, good playmaker
outstanding passing, formidablel striker

and today.............

Guy Fink, age: 39
value: 10 ₪, wage: 1 ₪
club: The Sofa Batata, country: Israel
hopeless form,
bookings:

tragic stamina, tragic keeper
average pace, good defender
poor technique, trajic playmaker
solid passing, poor striker
(edited)

omry moskovitsz, age:17
value : all the money in the world + dambeldor wage: unknown
club: hurir country : romania
magical form tragic tactical bla bla
booking : red card to the rest of his life

poor stamina tragic keeper
outstanding pace tragic defender
good technique solid playmaker
good passing good striker

shmulik gargi, age:42
value : lower and lower
wage: minimoom
club: the lost iskand : afganistan
katastrofik form tragic tactical
booking : book him deno

poor stamina tragic keeper
reverce pace tragic defender
poor technique poor playmaker
poor passing magikal striker

אדי
תוסיף לשחקן שלך את הסעיף:
מותנה בהסכמת אבא

:)

חחחח ימניאק.....הוא נהג באוטו..הוא דפק אותי :S