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Chuck Norris FC [3982]

Owner: Logged_out - online

Joined: 2005-10-25 Language: English

Last matches:
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Chuck Norris News

Chuck news flash

2008-06-11 20:54

* If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

* There is no `ctrl` button on Chuck Norris`s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

* Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

* Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

* Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

* Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

* Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


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Forestman 2023-03-08

Happy New Year 2022 and especially health for you and your loved ones

Krzysztof 2022-01-02

Thanks chuck ^^

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